(HAPPY ENDING? FIVE DORRAH)

[ oh boo you guys, wry you competing with bel and neddy in the angst department. 8( andwinningsob /jkjk ilu <3 ]

tackles Sadiq to the floor. "Surprise!"

(heres your angst ahem YOUR DEAD YOUR DEAD YOUR LOVERS ARE DEAD YOU HAVE HIV)

[OH SNAP.]

flailspasms. "!! you!"

nuzzles him and wiggles her rump. "I found my cat ears and tail."

blinks. "T-that's great, kiddo. Getoff?"

( /SOBS /runs off in TEARSSS )

"Nyah. you've had a long day so I thought I'd cheer up up. Sides you're comfier then the floor."

(COME BACK HERE IM NOT DONE)

[GOOD JOB.]

"Pff. Thanks." he pats her head. "I'll be fine."

(IM SORRY TOO MUCH ANGST. -FLOWERS-)

flops over on the ground and curls around him, sort of in a 69 position. "So wanna hang out?"

[*0*]

s-stares. "...sure, kiddo. Hangin' out, yeah."

half doozes, and glombs his knee. "Your clothes smell good."

"Thanks. Erh.. ya smell nice too." he smiles faintly and pushes himself up.

"eeps" as she slids forward and face plants the ground. Wonderful.

"My face hurts."

[Agh, company. >:I]

snorts and shifts to lean over her. "Aw, ain't that bad."

(what kind of company? :3)

"you don't get it. My face is my meal ticket. It's how I get by in life." she gingerly rubs said face.

[Family friends. :] ]

"Sure, sure." he nuzzles at her head and blows a kiss. "You'll get over it."

(......sure I'll buy that XD)

[Well, it's true. x) And apparently their daughter has fallen in love with me. /sigh]

(lol you Romeo you. In a good way or god this is creepy get it away kinda way?)

scowls up at him and rolls over on her stomach shaking her ass in his face. "If it scars....I have no money for surgery."

[No, no, in a good way. She's really little. x) ]

pats her ass fondly. "It won't scar. Ya dramatic little punk."

looks over her shoulder. "Says the man who can wear a mask. If it does all I have is a clown mask. No way I'm wearing that all the time."

(Pedo XD I have a friends brother do the same to me)

rolls his eyes. "It won't scar, shit. Ya won't need a mask." he laughs anyway.

[You're a pedo as well then! x) ahah. It's difficult keeping her entertained. I don't exactly have stuffed animals around.]

smiles at him then grabs his leg. Still smiling she reaches forward and yanks on a bunch of hair ripping it out. "Whoops."

(Yeah but I'm a girl and a cute one. It's socialbly acceptable)

yells loudly and stands up, stepping away and keeling over. "Son of a bitch!!"

[..unfair.]

doubles over in laughter, not bothering to move. She doesn't have any leg hair for him to yank out so she's not worried.

also lazily compelled to lie down at any opportunity so nyah.

(HAHA THE COURTS SHALL HAVE ME VICTOR)

grumbles and rubs at his leg. "I fuckin' hate you some times. My God."

[Pff.]

scratches her ear and yawns. "Yeah yeah you hate me threatning male talk etc. It's not my fault you have legwarmers."