runs his mouth until he's out of steam or he's *forced* to shut up. He'll feel bad later, but not quite yet. If it's any consolation, his-

popping off was bound to occur due to the accumulation of stress recently. Heracles just happened to be the person who got the brunt of it.

sniffs. She'll just wait for him to feel sorry then.

recommends she does not hold her breath. Give him a day or so at least.

taps her foot. Fine. She'll wait.

also isn't going to talk to her until she's a man again. Or once she's downed a bottle of Midol.

isnt on her period, giant prick.

*is* rather endowed, yes. And really, she's not? He can't tell.

rolls her eyes. She's just...confused. And two days ago she was a man. cut her some slack.

still thinks a hot bath will help. He knows from experience she should be back to normal in two days, tops.

tilts her head to the side. She can't remember francis being a girl.

been *twice* in the past three months. Unfortunately, it's bound to happen again...

must not have been paying attention very well. Did francis keep his manly face?

shakes his head. He makes a sexy woman. He'll show her next time.

. how big are her titts?

doesn't want to give exact measurements. It's better just to look. He's got a nude painting of his female self on his bedroom wall...

if maybe she should take pictures of herself to prove what happened. Will Francis take them for her? She can give them to Sadiq.

could do that. He has his camera on him, and he fancies himself a rather good photographer.

purses her lips. Does Francis think it would be a good present? She does. Maybe she can even earn some money off of them.

it would be an excellent present. They could get them blown up poster-sized, too.

takes her shirt off, thinks for a moment, then her pants. It's not like France hasn't seen anything before right?

isn't bothered at all. He just directs her to lay down so he can get some great angles.

lays down on her back and stretches, flashing the camera everything. What's another great pose?

suggests standing and reaching back to hold onto the bedpost like it's a stripper pole.

does so and arches her back a little. The next one she licks the bedpost suggestively. The last one?

gets a ton of good photos from different angles. Hm. For the last one, she should get on her hands and knees.

does so and looks back over her shoulder suggestively and purses her lips to look pouty. There. Now can they go develop them?

nods. There's bound to be a photo center that can blow them up to various sizes somewhere.

puts her clothes back on heads for the door. she's got a date with him in two hours, they better go get them developed quickly.

find a place to get the developed and whatnot right now. And voilà, here they are before you know it. e3e

giggles at the look on the cashiers face as he sees what she did. She takes them with a smirk and winks at him. what else would be a a good-

first date present to go along with these?

watches her for a moment. Flowers and chocolate are good too...

eh fuck it. She can find a way to make it intersting without those things. What does Francis think of her photos?

they turned out nicely. Anyone who likes tits and chatte would appreciate them.

thanks him. She'll call him from the bathroom when shes done fucking Sadiq's brains out

snickers. He'll look forward to her call.

sighs. She would have called earlier but damn Sadiq had to work

refrains from saying that working is a perfectly normal activity, and simply nods in understanding.

steps over a crack in the sidewalk. She does not want to hurt a mama's back. "Gimme a good punishment for him tonight."

walks with her, not concerned with such things. His mother is long gone. "No sex is a punishment. Doing something like...pulling out-

a cock ring and a pair of handcuffs...that is a game." And him saying this probably isn't helpful.

laughs and jumps over another crack. "I'll try the handcuffs. The ring might scare him off. I'm trying to ease him in."

pushes his hair back with one hand and sticks both fists in his pockets. "You could always wear it when you get your dick back."

flushes slowly and stumbles. "That sounds great. But how'd you know I liked it so kinky on the bottom?" she smirks.

speaking from experience. And honestly, he didn't know. Based on the last time, he assumed she was always a fucking starfish. But he does -

not say this. "I'm insightful."

(....starfish? wtf)

[/blatantly stole that word]

[IT MEANS YOU JUST LAY THERE YOU BORING PERSON. /shot]

(YOU DICK HE DID NOT LAY LIKE A STARFISH YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE A STARFISH)

cocks an eyebrow. "I doubt that."

[...He leaned against the wall like a sea urchin, then. >A> I do not.]

frowns at her. "Then you're...oblivious." Better than calling her an idiot. He's the most fucking insightful thing on this planet.

(I GOT BORED AND LAID THERE LIKE I WOULD IF YOU AND ME FUCKED SICK BURN)

zones out. "What? Oh yeah. Probably." She sniffs and trips, falling face first to the ground.

[EWWWW EWWWWWWWW. EWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

snickers while holding his hand out to help. "You all right?"

wipes at her face. "That fucking hurt."

(EW!? ILL FUCK YOU UP)

"I imagine. You should be more careful."

[You can't do shit if you starfish. )8]

(I will have you know in all of my relationships I have never starfished. Cept for cody cause he was gross)

"What the fuck was up with you on the phone?"

[I can't believe you're bringing this up here. lmao]

would like to avoid this topic, along with many, many others he tends to avoid. "Stressed."

(why not? dfdkjfksd)

rolls her eyes. Sounds like he's being melodramatic and enigmatic again and wants to push it off.

"Whatever. Next time say so."

[because. idk. too much rl in my internet.]

(lol fine kk dial up)

isn't sure if he likes the idea of her having him figured out, even if partially so. "All right."

picks at her nails. Now she wants to push it but she figures if she does he'll clam up. "So anything you want to talk about then..."

figures if she pays attention to his news she could find several factors. And there's personal on top of it. But yeah, he doesn't want-

figures if she pays attention to his news she could find several factors. And there's personal on top of it. But yeah, he doesn't want-

to discuss this with anyone. "I don't know. Weather's nice."

stomps her foot and plops down on curb. She's got time before she's gotta rush home and get ready for Sadiq. "I'm learning German."

stares down at her. He's not wearing the right kind of pants to sit down on that. "Why?"

shrugs. "Why not? I wanted to learn another language. Maybe I can even thank Germany for the bailout in his tongue. Gives me something-

to say besides cheesy pick up lines.

might be feeling a tiny bit defensive now. Which is insanely stupid, so he's pushing it aside. "I suppose that's not a bad thing, then. -

Good luck. French is still the better language, just so you know. Ought to learn that too."

squints up at him. "Are you serious? I can barely focus on this one. if you teach me i'll try."

shrugs. "I can help if you choose to learn it. I'm a fairly good teacher."

"Tell me how to say fuck me."

knows this one well. And in multiple languages. "Baises-moi."

stumbles over it until she can get it. She laughs. "That's not a phrase to use on Germany, but it'll help with others."

...would like you to not even try that one. Again, stupid thought. Hmmm, wow, those people across the street sure are interesting. "French -

gets everyone hot."

tilts her head at his clipped words. She's onto something...she can almost smell it. She stares at him, feeling like there's something she-

missing.

...would tell her it's her imagination. That her girly moodiness is rubbing off on him. Anything, really, if he thought she'd believe it. -

Well, even if she didn't.

just nod and in the back of her mind watch him more closely from now on. She knows there's something else. "Tell me the word for bitch."

keep his guard up around her, then. "Salope."

can wait. Well not for stuff like sex. But for others she can. Her eyes blur for a moment and her world turns hazy. She rests a hand on her-

forehead. It felt like a fever but shes so cool.

looks down at her and frowns. "Are you all right?"

sways slightly. "I think. I mean I don't feel sick. Just dizzy."

"Maybe you ought to get home and rest."

tries to stand up then falls over. "Yeah but just for a little while. I have a date tonight and I had to fight for it."

helps her. "You aren't going to enjoy that date if you feel like shit."

snaps at him "I know that!" then wishes she didn't, all her energy spent. "I think a nap will help."

nods. "You can lean on me if you need to. I'll make sure you get home."

tries to walk by herself but ends up collapsing on him, barely moving on her own. "I'm sorry to burden you this way."

stronger than he looks, so he'll carry her if needed. "It's fine."

sighs with relief when they see her house. "You can come inside and grab something to drink if you like. I'm goint to take some-

medicine and sit down." She unlocks the door and unleashes a tidal wav of cats begging to get out.

nods and helps himself to a glass of water in the kitchen...of course, that's after the hoard of cats pass. "Do you need help with anything

?"

swallows her medicine then sits on a stool. She pushes the bottles from the last guest over and rests her head on the counter. "There's a-

green dress Mama left in my bedroom closet. Can you bring it out here for me?"

surprised anything from back then survived. But he nods and goes to fetch it. "This?"

nods. "I made sure to save it in case I ever got lonely. It's her spring dress she only wore when Rome visited."

only has faded memories and physical likeness left from his mother. "How did it remain in this condition?"

wearily winks at him. "Magic."

doesn't really like that answer but says nothing more than 'I see.'

"I really don't know. They found it in a temple somewhere and it was covered in swap filth. When they managed to clean it it was like that."

"You are very lucky to have it, then."

"Pretty much. It's a one to a million shot something like this exists. Thats why I stole it from them. It's mine by inheritance anyway."

nods. "Well, take good care of it."

blinks. "I'mma wear it tonight. Mama would approve." She's feeling a lot better.

nods once more. "I think it'll suit you well."