{ ~ roman republic is a go ~ }

...is more manly than you now.

... doesn't know who you are, but he's going to add your territories to his Republic, just so you know. 8|

is not sure who this guy is, but he feels his left hand twitch. *This guy is so totally going to come to his house, yo.*

is not his maman, so no thanks.

won't be going to anyone's house, sir! He's going to grow up and be strong and all the pretty ladies will love him!

And well, uh, "manly" person, uh... He's got uh... Campus Martius. 8|

[lol young Rome that's epic |D]

{ C'MERE ALBION LET'S BE BFFS /shot }

laughs at scrawny Rome. Least Mama is tougher than him.

{ YEAH YOU KEEP LAUGHING KID. JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE A PART OF MY EMPIRE. }

[N-NO <A< /runs off ]

glares. Hey hey, he's pretty damn tough as it is! He just needs to uh... Work out! Who the heck is your mama, anyway?

{ /MOE TEEN!ROME FACE? }

glares back. Everyone knows Mama Greece. Everyone. She could wipe the floor with rome.

finds this new development rather interesting as well, observing Rome with mild curiosity.

[ eAe don't choo try to pull that face on me... I-it's not gonna work, you hear <A<]

... whoa wait, since when did that sexy lady have such a grown up kid? Don't joke with him man, he's going to seduce her one day. >8| And-

hey, that guy with the eyebrows! Reminds him of Germania, haha.

{ sure it will -u-b }

grinds his teeth. that sexy lady is his Mama. If it makes him feel better, he's her son from the future.

blinks. What, the future? What. Wait, is he serious-- "Hey hey hey! Am I going to be a great Empire in the future?"

is obviously an idiot. Oh well.

tells him flatly "No. In fact you try and I beat your ass down. Then rape you." He's an idiot so it'll be fun to fuck with him.

is not going to let someone fuck his dickhead of a gramps while he's like this. :|;;

looks mildly horrified. No, wait; he looks completely horrified. "Wha-Why would you do that? I gotta be a great empire to impress Greece!"

wants to fuck WITH him not FUCK him. It's funnier this way. "I don't really. You sleep with Mama though." He scowls at this.

wouldn't mind--- Erm right. "I what-- Whoa, wait, what?" He grins like a big idiot. "Oh man, that's like one of my lifelong dreams."

must have missed that one bit. Still. B| Gramps, hold on to your teen hormones, dammit.

sighs and rolls his eyes. One of his life long dreams is to fuck his mom? "You better learn how to be smoother about it. She-

does not like cheesy pick up lines." Wait, why is he helping him again?

is a teenager, man. That's like asking him to be friends with that Carthage dude across the sea. "Huh. Hey I can be smoother. The ladies-

are gonna love me when I grow up, haha."

can't remember being a teenager. It was too long ago. sides, he's always been good at getting laid.

isn't Greek though! And he's still uh... Getting used to things. Yeah. Best excuse ever. Hey at least he gets to sleep with mama greece. 8D

scowls. He can always tell Mama that he sucks. Then he never will sleep with Mama.

gasps. He wouldn't do that!

smiles. He might.

huffs and crosses his arms. That's low, man.

[oh gawd ily both lmaooo ]

laughs. Do him something to convince him not to then.

doesn't know what! Uh... Can he interest you in joining his empire?

{ ♥ you too, iggybrows }

looks unimpressed. What happens if he does?

says he can uh... Well he'll be a part of the great Roman Empire, that should be good enough!

"No. Gimme something else. Or i'll beat you up." He is taller then him....

does not like this! All the people he is usually around are short, what the heck. "Something else? Like what?"

sighs. "I don't know. You got any money?" Rome is only 14. Makes sense Heracles would be taller.

still does not like this. Stupid... Stupid sexy Greece's tall son, hmph. "No..."

grins suddenly. "Then I have an idea. I know of one thing you can do." He claps a hand on his shoulder.

blinks and glances at the hand on his shoulder for a moment. "What's that?"

tightens his grip. "See I got this problem. You're way too cute."

furrows his brows. "Cute? Pfft, riight." He does sound confused, though.

starts dragging him into an abonded dark corner. This will be fun. "I'll teach you how to have fun."

is an idiot who thinks he can trust people just because they're greek and he has a huge crush on mama Greece. "I know how to have fun!"

( I FORGOT IM A LADY RIGHT NOW D: SORRY ILL FIX IT. ILL SAY IM A TRANSY)

(and keep this one a guy Greece)

smirks and pushes him up against the wall, lips hovering near his neck. "Really now?"

[ lmao keep being a boy on this one if you wanna <3 mistakes happen, yeah :U ]

(yeah I will. ugh it comes from my short attention span)

... Whoawait what is this. "Huh? Yeah!" He grins in spite of himself. "I fight with lions an' stuff!" TACTLESS FOREVER.

( /patpat welcome to my world :Ib )

licks his neck. "That sounds scary." One hand draws circles on his thigh with his thumb.

shudders lightly, giving him an odd look all of a sudden. "Hey what're you-" He pauses. "Nno, 's not scary.."

continues massaging his thigh. "Women like guys who fight lions...and so do I..." he presses closer to him, almost smothering him.

is about to ask if that means mama greece likes it too, but his short attention span is being made shorter. "Ahah, y-you do, eh?"

traces his hips with his fingers. "I do. Also, muscles." he trails downward to nip at his collar bone.

's hand reaches up to rest of his somewhat curiously and he tilts his head slightly, giving him another odd look. "Eh? Well I'm gonna be-

real strong, s-some day!"

chuckles. "I know. I'll be there." He pushes his legs open with one of his own and gives a sharp nip to his collarbone while one hand-

slides down further to his crotch.

decidedly did NOT squeak in surprise because that's not manly at all. >8| But the guy's doing weird things to him, though it feels kind of

nice so why the heck is his own hand trembling? "Ah- ri-right.."

(bounce to the private its gonna get steamy)

{ ohhmai. }

( >3 IF HE DIDNT WANT IT HE WOULDNT BE WEARING THOSE CLOTHES)

{ P-PEDO. I'M GONNA TELL GAIUS }

(PFT NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU Not even Mama Greece)

{ sob, you know dem ancient Greek. Mama would approve ;AAA; }

(lol yes she would. The younger the victim, the sexier they were)