GaGa should take all of the Romans. :T

won't mind if she wants to join his empire! He's seen painti-- ah, no, they're called photos? -- of her and she's one fine lady!

would tap that. Or just steal her clothes. |8

she wears some rather, ah... Revealing clothes. Not that he minds 8D!

one of her background dancers in the music video fo Alejandro.

her clothes. Mon dieu, there's this one leather outfit she has that he'd look fabulous in.

just..,.going to quickly slip out of this conversation.

interested! Ah.. Wait, you look familiar, young man! Rome wonders if he is related to lady Greece? And haah, that seems interesting, though

he would rather keep his toga!

{ fdbsglf /finds it difficult using so many exclamation marks }

mama Greece and him are said to look alike. She often spoke of a Rome.

that is hi-- wait, wait whoa whoa. Did she say good or bad things about that Rome, hmm?

shrugs. Both really. "When she was happy good. But there were a few times she called you the basterd child of the fertility god Priapus."

... isn't sure whether to feel happy or disappointed, but in the end he is kind of an idiot. "Ah, wonderful!" He rather misses mama Greece!

blinks. "You like being called the son of the whore penis god? well mama did say you were weird."

shakes his head. "No, no! I like that your dearest mama spoke nice things of me~" Obviously he's better than one of her gods. >:I

scoffs. "That she did. What was with the thumping?" Please, Greek gods could best a Roman god.

crosses his arms. "Well, people will come to accept how great the Roman Empire is!" He'll just bask in his glory now, thank you. :I What was

that about Greek gods? Ah, not as good as Roman gods, of course~

's eyebrow twitches. "Mama was right. You are a moron. I doubt youre as good in bed as she said either."

... Ouch, that one was a burn, kiddo. "A moron?" He laughs. "Well, if that means I'm amazing, of course! And of course I am, your mother-

dearest wouldn't lie about that!" ... Just like she didn't lie about him being a moron, as you can tell.

shrugs. "Till you prove it, I'll keep saying how bad you and your gods are. I bet you cant kiss great."

laughs in a somewhat amused fashion, reaching over to ruffle Heracles' hair. "Well of course I can! How can you even doubt, hmm~?"

him a bored and sleepy look. "Because you're retarded."

's face falls, oh wow, mama taught you well, huh. "Ah- you're no fun! I should have raised you myself!" And made an awful job, yeah right.

notices. "Hey I didnt mean to sound so harsh." He awkwardly claps Rome's shoulder. Man this guy was built.

had many years to build up and get in shape, you know! "Ahh, it's alright!" He grins. "Of course I won't be let down by that!"

grins back. "Well then you're a super retard." He feels his biceps. "No wonder Mama slept with you."

very much appreciates this attention, though he is a bit of a derp, so apologies in advance. "Hah, well. There's no reason for her not to!"

shrugs. "Then again Mama and I had very similar tastes. She taught me alot." He smirks and moves closer in Rome's personal space.

arches an eyebrow. Personal space? What's that? "Oh did she, hmm?"

sleepily nods. "Yup. Maybe even you would like to find out." He places a hand on Rome's chest and grins.

, like the idiot that he is, just grins in response to that. "Hah, perhaps I would!"

hooks his arms up around his neck. "It's a surprise. Still want to know?"

tugs him close, tilting his head slightly. "I love surprises, kid."

scowls. "You and Turkey both love calling me that I swear..."He cuts himself off and attacks Rome's lips as his mama had told him how too.

(omg his mama sounds cool. I wish mine would be as cools as her :3)

{ mine is cooler :U but his mama is definitely cool <33 }

(pft he is a 2d character so that makes your real life one cool by being real)

{ yess, I suppose that makes sense <3 }

merely shrugs in response and oh, he remembers a certain lovely lady who liked to do just that~ So expect him to reciprocate. What about him

not being a good kisser again?

regrets saying that, yeah. He presses up into it, liking the way he tasted, felt...damn he was messed up.

But Mama would forgive him, wouldn't she? She taught him it was okay to take fun like this.

doesn't expect to hear anything about regret, really! He knows how to have fun (unlike that traitor of a bodyguard, germania >:I ), so this

isn't really unnatural to him or anything. He does pull him closer now, bent on deepening that kiss and prove him wrong. :I

leans back too far, which unknown to him, his mama did alot too. He flails slightly and turns bright red as he almost falls.

to stop doing that, but damn he has a weak back. He claws at Rome to stay up.

wraps an arm aound his lower back, leaving the other further up to help support his weight - he truly reminds her of mama Greece and he

can't help but to chuckle a bit in

response, though he doesn't mean to mock him or anything.

sags slightly in relief. It'd be embarassing to fall down. He breaks away from the kiss to breathe heavily. He rolls his eyes and says

"Fine I take it back. You can kiss good. But I bet you still suck in bed."

laughs, a deep, rich laugh. "Still doubtful?" He looks somewhat smug. "You would be surprised."

( /flees to get some sleep~ <3 )

scowls. "You don't have to be so smug about it." He leans back and smirks. "Prove it." (FLY, FLY!)

[I lol'd so much when I saw this plurk lolololll]

{ :"D }

simply shrugs. "It's not called being smug if it's the truth!" He pauses, mirroring his smirk. "What would your mama say, hmm?"

keeps the smirk up. "Mama would approve. Unless you really do suck in bed."

leans in close, looking like the smug bastard he is. "Well, you seem pretty bent on making quick judgements. Maybe I really should prove

it to ya."

"Stop being a douchebag and do something. Otherwise you're boring me and I'll see somone who's better."

snorts. "Impatient, eh?" Grope, grope. He's just being himself though. :I "Thought Greece would've taught you better, hmm..."

"She taught me to take what I want. Mama was all for it." slides hands onto his ass.

's hands are roaming because he wants to feel this nice body that's practically being offered to him. =u= "Ahh, that she was! Such a fine

lady, she was."

flinches then purrs as one hand grazes his cock. He smirks and grabs Rome's crotch and leaves the hand there.