wonders what spacecake even is?

explains that it's a cake no one should ever eat, for they will get fucking HIGH.

nods, somewhat understanding.

needs some painkillers...

can get him some!

would be eternally thankful!

goes off to the bathroom to find some then!

will be on the couch, grumbling obscenities.

cheerfully calls to ignore the dogs if they bother him!

's just glad they aren't cats! He's fine with dogs.

and asks him to break it up if they start going at it. :T Once was effective enough.

..h-has no comment for that. :I

comes back with a little bottle of pills. "They're prescription, but not super strong!"

glances over and smiles. "Hey, thanks fer that.."

shakes a few out of the bottle and hands them over. "I'll go get you some water~."

takes them thankfully, and shakes them in his hand a bit. "That'd hel--...yer dogs are goin' at it."

turns around. "Hillar! She's already going to have your puppies!" She breaks them up with her foot.

huffs and, to distract himself, just downs the pills without water, coughing a bit but managing to get them down.

turns back about and blinks. "Oh! Uhm, would you still like some water to help?"

clears his throat roughly and shakes his head. "Nah! goddammitarhgshg I'm fine! Yeah, 's all good."

goes and gets a glass of water anyways. "Here."

snorts but takes it nonetheless. "Yer pretty...agh, motherly."

"So I've been told. There's a spare room if you'd like to lay down? It's dark and quiet."

really, really likes the sound of that. "Where's it?"

offers him her hand. "I'll show you!"

idly looks at it, but then groans and takes her hand anyway. Why not.

smiles and helps him up, still holding his hand and leading him off to the guestroom.

follows along, holding his head, then he just realizes- "W-wait, ya haven't always been a chick, have ya?"

tilts her head up to look at him with a smile and shakes her head. "Nope! Just a temporary thing."

..stares. "And yer...okay with that?"

gives a little bit of a shrug. "It's happened before. It's not too bad, really..."

coughs. "I-it what? 's happened before? The hell...?"

"I don't know why...but I don't mind, it doesn't last very long."

shrugs, and decides to leave it at that. He'd think it would be awkward as hell..

thinks it is awkward, but nothing to do but go along with it really. "Here you go! Do you need anything else?"

practically flies onto the bed the second he sees it. "Neh, this is good! Thanks."

"No problem, sleep well!" She smiles and quietly closes the door.

shall gladly pass out here. Such a nice nation..

will now have to think of a way to tell Sweden that Turkey is asleep in the guest room.

["It's not what it looks like! D: " x) ]

[xDD exactly]