William
14 years ago
Funniest Elevator Pranks is currently performing the first prank in an elevator.
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William
14 years ago
((Anyone can jump in =D ))
Matthew is
14 years ago
going to cooperate with America and Russia on something, American prison escapees are heading to his country, recent landslides-- dammit, he
Matthew is
14 years ago
going to use the elevator for once in his life.
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William is
14 years ago
about to press the button to close the door when he notices that hey, it's Matthew! He grins and then waves.
Matthew
14 years ago
blinks at the sight, only then the steer away. Okay, he is just gonna take the stairs.
William
14 years ago
laughs at his reaction, 'Don't you want to join me?'
Matthew
14 years ago
shakes his head. "I got important things to do."
William
14 years ago
... sighs, 'Alright.' He turns on his television to watch some news.
Matthew is
14 years ago
glad to see the other isn't a rat anymore, though.
William was
14 years ago
really looking for a bigger reaction. He presses the button to shut the door, pouting :T
Matthew is
14 years ago
not sure of what reaction. He just wanted to take the elevator to get up a few levels.
William
14 years ago
...will probably see him a few levels up >w< He's already scared quite a few people... and recieved a few numbers o.o
Matthew is
14 years ago
going to use the elevator when he gets all done with some meetings. He decides, pressing the down button sometime later, a person can't stay
Matthew
14 years ago
in an elevator forever.
William is
14 years ago
still there, although he's eating a pot noodle now.
Matthew
14 years ago
blinks...again. He fiddles with his tie. "What are you doing?" he dares to ask.
William says
14 years ago
, 'It's a prank...' He shifts to make room for Matthew, 'The reactions are hilarious
Matthew
14 years ago
awkwardly plops himself down, his suit jacket almost seeming to be bigger than he is. "...You're back to normal."
William
14 years ago
looks him over, before grinning. The other was back to normal too. 'You sound disappointed.'
Matthew
14 years ago
shakes his head hurriedly. "I barely saw you during the weekend."
William
14 years ago
nods, 'I mostly kept out of people's way... and taunted Vash.' A pause, 'He said I was cute :T.'
Matthew
14 years ago
now just nods. "Oh..."
William
14 years ago
nods, 'Rats aren't cute.' He leans against Matthew, 'I kind of liked your tights.'
Matthew thinks
14 years ago
that kangaroo rats were...he looked them up online this morning. "They felt weird."
William
14 years ago
can understand that. 'You looked like a prince,' he teases, 'Didn't kiss any princesses did ya?'
Matthew
14 years ago
blinks, pulling back. "E-Eh? No. I didn't...'
Matthew
14 years ago
*"
William was
14 years ago
joking. He laughs, 'You almost sound guilty.' The elevator stops, 'Now act as though this is the most normal thing in the world.'
Matthew is
14 years ago
not guilty. He nearly falls over when the elevator stops, feeling stiff in the suit.
William
14 years ago
eats his pot noodle, watching the reaction of the people outside... 'You're boss isn't here, right?'
William
14 years ago
*your
Matthew
14 years ago
shakes his head, trying to sit up. "He didn't show up today."
William
14 years ago
presses the button to close the door, 'Good.' Because he could of sworn the man gauking outside was Matthew's Boss. 'I should probably pack_
William
14 years ago
up soon.'
Matthew
14 years ago
would certainly be damned if he was. "Ooh, okay."
William
14 years ago
waits until the door is closed before surprising the other with a kiss. 'You look sexy in a suit.'
Matthew
14 years ago
goes red in the face, shrinking in a bit. "T-Thank you..."
William
14 years ago
presses a quick kiss against his cheek, 'No problem.' He then stands to start packing up, pressing the button for the G!Floor.
Matthew
14 years ago
tries to stand himself up as well, not quite sure how to help.
William thinks
14 years ago
he doesn't have to. He reaches under the matress and unfolds the boxes he retrieves from there, quickly putting everything in. 'Can I stay_
William
14 years ago
at yours tonight?' he asks, peering over his shoulder.
Matthew
14 years ago
quickly nods. "I did laundry before I left the house, so the blankets in the guest room are now a bit cleaner."
William
14 years ago
smiles, 'Thanks.' He deflates the matress before dumping it in, the room now clear... he probably did this too often. 'Is Kuma normal?'
Matthew
14 years ago
would not be surprised, actually... "Yes, he is smaller sized again."
William
14 years ago
continues to smile, 'That's great.' The elevator dings and Australia walks out with his box, 'Did you enjoy your weekend?'
Matthew
14 years ago
follows out after. "It was weird, I think."
William
14 years ago
looks back, 'A bad weird?'
Matthew gives
14 years ago
a light shrug, rubbing his own arm.
William
14 years ago
hesitates at the door, 'Do you want a lift back?'
Matthew
14 years ago
blinks. "It would be better than taking the bus."
William thinks
14 years ago
so. He pushes the door open with his backside, holding it open for Matthew with his foot. 'It's the red Mazda,'
Matthew
14 years ago
should have just kindly accepted. He sighs, pushing at the door to try to do something for himself for once.
William
14 years ago
lets him do stuff for himself. He's only using his manners. Walking over to the car he pops open the boot and puts the box in there... and_
William
14 years ago
then they have a car ride.
Matthew
14 years ago
does not even know what defines Mazda, but he knows what red is. And he is quiet during that car ride, sort of thinking about those little
Matthew
14 years ago
meetings. And then he gets out of the car to unlock the front door.
William
14 years ago
doesn't push him into conversation, Matt is doing him a favour by letting him stay afterall. He follows Matt, lost in his own thoughts.
Matthew
14 years ago
loosens his tie when he gets into the house. "I'm going to get changed. I'll make you tea afterwords."
William
14 years ago
makes a face, 'I can do that myself... but thank you.' He wanders off to the kitchen thinking he's not there to be a bother.
Matthew is
14 years ago
simply trying to be a good host. He goes to get changed into the usual thing, coming out somewhat hesitantly. Things seem to be tense.
William
14 years ago
isn't tense just... he thought they were getting used to staying together. He hands Matthew a cup of tea, smiling. 'I promise not to be too_
William
14 years ago
much of a bother.'
Matthew is
14 years ago
letting him stay, so there shouldn't be a problem. He accepts the cup with a small thanks, looking down at it. "You're not a bother."
William
14 years ago
smiles, 'Probably not.' He sips his tea, 'How did your meeting go?'
Matthew
14 years ago
sets his tea down on the counter. "They were fine."
William
14 years ago
blinks, 'That's good.'
Matthew
14 years ago
nods. "Yeah."
William
14 years ago
sips some more tea. He wanders vaguely when they started becoming so awkward.
Matthew is
14 years ago
not sure, turning to rest his hands on the counter.
William
14 years ago
places the cup down, '... sex does ruin everything.' He's decided it's since they're had sex.
William
14 years ago
*they
Matthew
14 years ago
blinks up, looking over at Australia in question.
William
14 years ago
looks a bit worried, 'We've been awkward ever since.' He looks off to the side, 'I don't regret it but I wish we weren't awkward now.'
Matthew is
14 years ago
quiet for a moment, looking back down on the counter. "I'm sorry."
William
14 years ago
blinks, 'What? It's not your fault.' He steps closer, wrapping his arms around him. 'Awkwardness is a two-way street.'
Matthew
14 years ago
keeps his eyes down. "I love you...so much...But some things are not meant to be."
William
14 years ago
swallows letting go, 'You're breaking up with me?'
Matthew
14 years ago
blinks at this, bumping into the counter. "E-eh? I was going to say we probably shouldn't have sex again-- do you want to break up?"
William
14 years ago
blinks... 'Oh.' He rubs his face, 'No...' He shakily smiles, 'You sounded like you were breaking up with me.'
Matthew
14 years ago
looks up at him, eyes watering a tad. "No..."
William
14 years ago
steps forward to kiss his cheek, 'I'm such an idiot... I guess I still can't believe you still picked me eh?' He laughs, hugging onto his_
William
14 years ago
waist.
Matthew
14 years ago
sheepishly hugs him back around the torso. "What do you mean?"
William says
14 years ago
, 'I'm just lucky and I dunno... thought you were fed up of me.'
Matthew
14 years ago
shakes his head, resting his forehead against the other's shoulder as he continues to shake his head.
William
14 years ago
rubs his lower back, sighing in relief. 'Sorry.'
Matthew is
14 years ago
only somewhat fearful now. "It's okay..."
William
14 years ago
tightens his hands around Matthew, 'I agree though, no sex.'
Matthew is
14 years ago
thinking they weren't ready then and still weren't ready. He barely nods for a short moment.
William
14 years ago
kisses his hair, 'I'm glad I can still wake up everyday with the task of making you feel special.' Matthew should stop him before he_
William
14 years ago
gets too mushy.
Matthew
14 years ago
kind of likes mushy, so he is just gonna stay where he is. "I don't want it to be a task."
William
14 years ago
hums, 'Then a goal... or a desire.' He smiles softly into his hair, 'I wake up each morning and try to fit in the chance to see you, to let_
William
14 years ago
you know I love you.'
Matthew feels
14 years ago
his insides become goo, almost losing some sort of stability as he clings on tighter to the other. "...You're the only one who has ever had.
Matthew
14 years ago
"
William
14 years ago
smiles softly, 'And for that I'm selfishly thankful.'
Matthew
14 years ago
"Me too."
William
14 years ago
rubs his back soothingly... 'I even let my tea go cold when you're about,' he teases, poking the other's side.
Matthew
14 years ago
tugs back, red hot in the face. "Oh, I'm sorry..." He can easily forget his, seeing he does not like tea too much.
William
14 years ago
would be very upset to hear that... although on some level he knows that Matthew doesn't like tea. 'I'll just pop it in the Microwave.'
Matthew
14 years ago
does not hate tea; he can drink it when given to him. "Okay, that's good."
William
14 years ago
nods, going to do that. He realises he's probably just as bad as England when it comes to tea and c
William
14 years ago
*doesn't expect everyone to love it as much as him. 'Thanks for letting me stay.'
Matthew
14 years ago
shakes his head. "It's nothing, really."
William
14 years ago
smiles, 'It is. It means everything.'
Matthew
14 years ago
just shakes his head again.
William will
14 years ago
leave it at that, now that he has a cup of tea to drink.
Matthew
14 years ago
and is just going to stand there and fiddle with his shirt's sleeve.
Matthew
14 years ago
then dares to ask, "You want to sleep in my room?"
William
14 years ago
blinks, before nodding with a small blush. 'That would be brill.'
Matthew is
14 years ago
only trying to be a good host. "Okay," he says, deciding he will sleep out on the couch.
William
14 years ago
... should have cottoned on. 'Where will you be sleeping?'
Matthew
14 years ago
tries to shrug it off. "Somewhere."
William
14 years ago
... 'You're bed is too hard... I'll sleep in the guestroom.' He's not about to kick the other out of his room.
Matthew feels
14 years ago
insulted. "Eh? Okay..."
William was
14 years ago
thinking on his toes e_e 'Was that a hint?'
Matthew
14 years ago
blinks. "Hint?" he asks, curiously.
William
14 years ago
smiles, 'Are you tired?
William
14 years ago
'
Matthew thinks
14 years ago
. "Kinda..." With all those meetings taking up decent hours.
William
14 years ago
nods, 'Then I think I'm going to hit the hay, is that okay?'
Matthew
14 years ago
then just hugs onto him again.
William
14 years ago
hugs back, 'You okay?'
Matthew
14 years ago
nods. "Will you be okay by yourself?"
William gives
14 years ago
him a small squeeze before letting go. 'Yeah.'
Matthew
14 years ago
pushes some of his own hair back. "Okay."
William
14 years ago
tilts his head, 'Are you?'
Matthew
14 years ago
weakly laughs. "When you spend time with people, you forget about being alone."
William
14 years ago
blinks, not understanding that at all? 'Tough day?'
Matthew
14 years ago
now holds his head. "Mhm..."
William
14 years ago
... blows him a kiss. 'Well sleep well tonight.' Australia will be there to greet him with coffee in the morning.
Matthew is
14 years ago
going to wake up at noon.
William will
14 years ago
go swimming before coffee then. He wanders off to bed, 'Night Matt... Love you.'
Matthew
14 years ago
goes to sleep in his room, yaay.
William
14 years ago
prepares said coffee at about noon, hanging about the kitchen and reading the book Matthew got him to kill the time.
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