--off the damn glow.

has been waiting for Tink all morning! 8U He looks around, frowning, "Tiiiink, where are you?"

is not coming out. In fact he cringes hearing England's voice. He can agree even more now with Canada on the whole bastard issue.

heard a quiet bell sound! He blinks and kneels down, now looking on the ground. "Tink! Come on, stop being silly. Come out, will you?"

will not come out. In fact he will hide among the magazines and comics under that bed. He wishes now he had a cat. He would have fed--

--himself to it.

starts crawling under the bed. Hmmm, where's that telltale fairy light...

realized something important. He will be using it to his advantage later for now is hiding and not coming out ever.

starts looking under old chip bags and dust bunnies. Where is she?

thought he cleaned that out. He definitely is not filthy he would have to clean that as soon as he was himself. But again he will not come--

--out.

Now the magazines! c: She's sure to be there....AHA! He grins triumphantly and waves at the little fairy. "'Ello, Tink."

slumps a bit. Perhaps a panda would eat him, bear like cat and all. "I am not Tink! That is not my name. Sir control yourself!"

can't hear much except for the bell like sounds she's emitting. "Calm down," he says, picking her up and crawling back out again, "It's--

just me. I'm not going to do anything t'you."

feels like something is already being done to him. He is getting tired of trying to explain to England that he was not a fairy. "Please--

--stop."

finally stops, and puts Tink at his feet, frowning, "Stop? I'll let go of you if that's what you mean."

stands up and dusts himself. Apparently he was very dusty. "Please Mr. England. I do not like being called strange things... And you are--

acting funny."

could be getting into character a little excessively. But he doesn't really notice that. eue "But you ARE Tinkerbell," he says stoically,--

frowning a little.

shakes his head. "Sir, really you must control yourself. Listen to this." He points at himself. "I am Hong Kong."

furrows his brow. Wait, is it really....no. It looks more like Tink. He refuses to believe it. 8U

wants to die even more. Why was England being stubborn in a very stupid way. "I am going shopping or something! You go play with someone--

--else."