*offers vodka as consolation*

*looks up at u and gives drunken half smile. takes the vodka*

Hi daddy. thank you

it just us on? *sips the vodka*

Finny's on... but I don't think anyone else is on, unless they're lurking very ninja-like.

wow...its not even late. *sighs and downs the vodka then stretches in the chair uncomforatblely*

ouo /Ninja-like /Except not really, busying self with texting Spain instead of packing OTL

*chuckles and looks at u* hey. so i gues its just us three. *brings out three ice cold scotish beers*

*chuckles and hands u ur own and gets mine*

*takes beer* Thanks. <3

Lookie wat i just found lol

*gives dad a hug* course...i kinda got into ur vodka stach earlier and had to buy more

As long as you buy more~

*chuckles* or course. Where is my room or do i need to stay at my house

You can stay in Sealand's room. He's got a lot of candy stashed in there, and is never home.

YES! SCORE! i gots some candy huntin to do tonight

/Seamuse cries pfffft

lol

*chuckles* ill leave some candy

I have a Latvia to distract me though, I'll be okay.

So are we really getting an actual Sealand?

ya that would be neat. would he join the family daddy?

One can hope! If not we can always knock them over the head and force them in to it.

;w; I do believe we're getting a Californian Sealand~

pfffft. The Californian's are taking over!!! -flails-

*eyes widen in fear of the mass of calafornians* *then chuckles at daddies comment* I have the shovel!!

Good. I knew I picked you as a son for a reason.

Nothing goes together than alcohol and yard tools that double as weapons.

better than*

*smiles happily at the praise* I'm proud to be ur son

<333 Come! Let us get drunk and violent! It is the way of the vikings!

YAY!!! Its so close to the Scotish as well!!! *stands and goes to u beer and shovel in hand*

*already severly drunk and still drinking. but still in control and able to hold down my liquer super well*

*was a viking, and can totally hold liquor well... usually*

*chuckles and heads towards door with eyes closed not seeing door is closed. shovel in one hand and drinkin beer with another*

*drinks from a bottle of vodka and follows after, opening the door before anyone could run in to it*

*never notices still very drunk and armed with a shovel. walks thru* so where to my father?

hmm. *has no idea, but is armed with vodka* 's up t' you!

*smiles* wana go pillage a village fada? *i giggle drunkenly at my rhym*

*rolls eyes, but shrugs and follows after*

*looks at u* why did u roll ur eyes dad?

*smiles innocently* No reason.

*frowns and looks up at u. sighs and chuckles. we end up at a village* u first fada

*was sorely out of practice at this kind of thing, so he took another swig of Vodka before slowly walking in to the town that was asleep*

*follows downing the rest of his beer watches the master at his work. tries to learn*

((how do i change my nicname))

( Up at the top of the window it should have something that says "My profile" or something like that, and next to it it should say "Edit". )

( If you click on Edit, the first two options will be to edit your name, and your nickname. )

do u meen plurk name?

there we go

*keep watching my father role model*

*decides it would be best to give a lecture on the best methods of pillaging before actually doing anything*

*watches and listens knodding viguroiusly with great enthusiasm*

You first want to locate the house, or person, that seems to have what you want, or could use the most.

*i knod and smile greedily*

*takes a drink* Next, you make sure you are extremely drunk, because this will numb any pain you may feel should they try to fight back.

*knods* step two is done *smiles at his role model with sonly affection* im glad u adopteded me dad ur awsome!

*grins* Me too!

The third step. *looks very serious* You must arm yourself with as many weapons as you can carry. The heavier, the better.

*grins back and hugs u drunkenly*

*pats somewhat awkwardly*

*laughs at ur awkwardness* you will get used to being a father quickly. *takes out a huge scotish double edged two-handed sword.......and a

shovel*

hows this dad?

*smiles, and nods* That is excellent. Finally, you go in to their house, and knock them unconscious so that you may take their women, and

valuable belongings.

*knods happily* want me to try and u tell me h?

*how i did?

*nods proudly* I believe in you.

*goes into a house forcefully. Slight banging and crashes can be heard inside. He returns shortly with a tied up hungary and all their

jewelery and valuable. I smile impressed with myself*

*stares in awe*

*keeps smiling at u with my eyes closed and hungary looking annoyed on the ground. She still in her night dress* Did i do ok dad?

Very well. I am impressed. You make an excellent viking.

YES! *looks down at hungary* now what do i do wit her?

*laughs* Whatever you want.

*looks at her interested* i have no idea...

*shrugs* It's your choice. You took her, now she's your responsibility until you decide to dump her somewhere else.

*knods and takes her into the house. comes out later smiling stupidly and happily. Drags her out too. She looks astonished and exshausted

All done dad

*pats his back proudly* Good job. Let's go home to bed, now.

*knods and smiles at the praise hoists her up and the valuables and walks beside u towards home*

*gtes home stumbles upstairs and into my news room laying the valuables on the floor. Puts Hungary on the bed then curls in the bed beside

her and curls under the blankets. calls out night dad thank u ur awsome!!!!

Any time! *calls back before going to his room and passing out*