Romano
has
finally made it out of England's stable and is now racing home! He takes a shortcut through Vashs' house because HE'S BUSY OR SOMETHING.
Vash
is
making dinner when he sees a man - damn it, *Italy* again guessing by that curl - running through his back yard again!
swears loudly. "Get out of my damn yard!" He gets his gun out and goes to the door.
screams and jumps into a bush.
shoots the bush with the curl sticking out of it.
dodges into the next bush just in time.
shoots the other bush then!!
dodges again, but barely. He's getting tired after his unicorn phase.
cusses and goes outside for a better shot, slamming the door behind him. "Coward! Stop running!" He aims once more, and shoots.
screams as he *feels* the bullet graze his leg. "I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!" he yells out, panicked.
reloads. "You're trespassing! On my property! *Again!*" Target in sight, and he squeezes the trigger.
screams and flails as the bush brushes against his... sensitive parts. "I'M NOT MY BROTHER!"
doesn't care at this point because now the Italian has become a shame on his *aim* as well as an annoyance and disturbance on his property.
he frowns. "I'll give you three seconds."
stands up from the bush and puts his hands up. "DON'T SHOOT DAMMIT!"
Vash
says
calmly. "One."
panics and waves his arms. "DON'T SHOOT DON'T SHOOT!"
continues. "Two."
turns around and starts running, crying in his panic.
shoots.
falls at the bullet hits him in the back. He tries to twist around to look at it, but he screams at the pain.
walks up to him and glances over his body. "So you are the older one, and I thought *you* would know better!" He shakes his head, trying to
think up a way to get rid of him now since apparently he can't walk. >:I
groans, trying to crawl away slowly and wishing he has his phone on him.
takes him by the wrist and deposits him just outside of his property. Belgium can deal with him.
Romano
has
already fainted.
does not appreciate having an Italian deposited on her lawn.
didn't want to be butt-naked on her lawn anyway!