Alfred: I went down to the beach and saw Kiku and he was all "..." and I was all, like, WHATEVER.

Then this polar bear comes up to me and she's all, like, "Hey, aren't you that dude?" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

So later I'm at the pool hall And this Hungarian comes up And she's, like, "awww" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever!

And then it's three A.M. And I'm on the corner, wearing my bomber,

This commie comes up and he's, like, "hey, capitalist pig" I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Arthur comes up and is, like, "Hey, I thought I told you..." And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes Matthew I'm, like, "yo, Mattie. What's up?" He's, like, "nothin'" And I'm, like, "that's cool."

Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever!