DEAR BAND DIRECTOR, I CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RUN 9 MILES BY THE END OF THE SEASON. NO.

FUCK YOU. I HAVE ASTHMA AND OTHER HEALTH ISSUES THAT PREVENT THIS AND JUST...NO.

oh my god 9 miles

that's ridiculous

i know! and there's 120 kids in our band, we're definitely not going to be able to do that. it's physically demanding but jeez ;__;