small people shouldn't curse. Especially cute little Romie. Clearly he's amused.

not small.（`д´＃）And he's going to call the cops because a strange blond had just entered his house without his permission.

a bit surprised he doesn't recognize him. Well, no use staying here then.

Ah, but maybe the strange guy can help him first... "Get me that damn plate over there, dammit. I am hungry."

's lips twitch upward, "Don't curse, Romie." He says as he looks at the plate.

glares at him. "M-my name is not Romie! Just get me the plate already."

's smirk grows even larger, but he gets the plate anyway. "Here you are," he drawls out as he lowers the plate.

reaches for the plate. "Thank you, sir, whatever your name is..." Mutters.

raises an eyebrow, "My name is Switzerland," He says slowly, "Or Vash." He briefly notes that he has been introducing himself to little

people a lot recently.

"Switzerland... Vash..." Shakes his head. "Never heard of you before." Stares at him suspiciously. "Are you one of those scary muffins?"

furrows his brows, wondering why he didn't recognize his name. Even at a young age, their countries were still neighbors. "Scary...Muffins?"

nods. "Scary muffins! They're those bad guys who-- ah." Clamps hands over mouth. "A-anyway! Are you one of them?"

blinks, "How would I know?" He clicks his tongue and bends down to reach Lovi's height. "I don't know what they are."

looks straight at his eyes before taking a step back. "You could be lying. Those muffins love to lie and trick people into bad things."

hums, thinking about it. "But," He takes a step forward, "do I *look* like a...Muffin?"

steps backward when the other stepped forward. "N-no. But you still looked scary."

nods, "I look intimidating, and for that I do not apologize," He responds in monotone. "But how do these muffins look like?"

makes wild gestures with his hands. "They're big." Waves his hand around. "And black, usually. They wear fancy stuffs!"

tries to recall seeing anyone like that. "Big... Tall, maybe?" He taps his chin and sits on the ground, "Black and fancy." Somehow Austria

comes to mind.

"Yep! Big and tall and black and fancy! Not always black but... most of the times, they wear black. Scary, they are."

nods, "And where did you see these muffins?" And why were the called muffins, he also wanted to ask.

looks around and whispers to him. "Everywhere. They're everywhere." And he's getting scared just talking about them.

slightly worried about Lovi's mental health. "Everywhere, huh? Can you...specifly?" Because he must be blind if they're *everywhere*.

perfectly fine mentally, thanks. >| "I don't know! They can be behind you... they can be that nice old lady... They disguised themselves!"

blinks again, "Then how do you know that they're everywhere?" He's getting slightly irritated.

crosses his arms and looks at him stubbornly. "Because I just know! You can never be too careful with the evil muffins..."

( coughcough Off to find dinner >w> )

rolls his eyes, "You just know?" He coughs, "Obviously you're just..deluded or something." [/waves]

's face flashes red and he tries to kick this Vash guy on his knees. "Not deluded, dammit! The muffins are real!" ( Hay thar, miss me? |D )

faintly remembers how Spain did that to people. "Oh? Then prove it." [Oh very much very much |D]

never knows his damned boss did that kind of thing to people too... "I... I can't..." Frowns. " But really. They're real!"

raises an eyebrow mockingly, humming. "But if you can't prove it, then I won't believe you."

stomps his feet against the floor angrily and huffs. "But I am not lying! The muffins-- They are real!" Shudders.

to believe him, but the poor boy can't prove it. "So you just...just know that they're there." He pauses, "If they're real, that is."

nods. "Yeah! So will you believe me now--" Sends him his best glare. "They're real, dammit. Just wait till you meet one..."

raises his hands and pretends to be scared, "Oh, oh no! It's an evil...muffin." He brings a hand to his chin, "Muffins are only good for

eating."

"W-waaaah, wh-wheeere?" ;A; Tries to find a hiding place before he realizes something. "Wait, you're just lying to me, bastard..."

"You can't eat this muffin." :T

smirks, amused yet somewhat pitiful. Poor kid. "Ah but why would they call themselves muffins in the first place?"

[brbdinner /o/]

doesn't like his smirk and gulps before answering. "B-because if you said their real name, you might get bad luck!" ( \o/ kk~ )

nods, "I'm willing to take that risk. After all, bad luck...Well, I've ran into it before." [/full /clean]

"That's you." Shakes head and looks around warily. "I don't want to. They already give me a lot of trouble now." ( /isn't clean yet /cling )

finds that Lovi is one paranoid kid. "Write it down, then?" He looks up at the table, looking for a pen and paper.

just doesn't want to take risks. "N-nah, no need to." Gathers his courage. "They're just... ugh,thosedamnmafiaguys."

pauses to listen, having to strain to hear it. "Ahh," He nods. Wasn't Lovi one of those guys, he wondered. "The Mafia--"

not any of them! He doesn't want to have anything to do with them if he can. "NO SAYING THEIR NAME!"

winces, but his expression doesn't change. He snorts, "Alright alright. I won't."

lets out a relieved sigh and completely forgets about his plate of pasta. "Promise?"

nods once and purses his lips. "Promise." A pause. He looks at the plate of pasta. "Why are you scared of ..them, anyway?"

begins to eat his plate of pasta and stares at Vash before offering him a forkful. "They... caused me troubles."

( brb to showerz >w> )

shakes his head before mumbling a small 'no thank you'. "They...did?" He briefly wonders of what kind of troubles, but doesn't inquire.

[yay go and be clean! XD /sparkle]

[LMAO SCARY MUFFINS I AM A SCARY BROW MUFFIN. C<]

( SPARKLES ;A; MY EYES HURT andyesArty,you'reascarybrowmuffin >A>;; )

[ARTY IS A SCARY MUFFIN WE SHALL ALL DIEEE and lovi are you clean now pfff]

[UNLESS I ENDOW YOU ALL WITH MUFFIN POWERZ]

( I AM~ -sparkles like a vampire- GO AWAY ARTY GO AWAY FROM ME AND MY PLURK >A> )

[/SPARKLES WITH LOVI Nooo Artyyy]

( MY EYES. IT BUUUUURNS. /hushes Arty away :| )

[OHMAI. D| *TAKES OUT FLYING MINT BUNNY* C:< ]

[/PUNTS ARTY /NOMS MINT BUNNY mmm mint. my favourite!]

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D8< I'LL GET CHYOO.....AND THAT LITTLE ITALIAN TOO. *cackles and flies away on broomstick* ]

[<:]

[.../WATCHES /WAVES GOOD RIDDANCE YOU PEST /GOES BACK TO FROLICKING AND SPARKLING]

( ;AAAA; SOMEONE SHOULD SAVE ME FROM THIS UGLY MONSTER /HIDES BEHIND VASHY )

[=n= G'night fabulous (or not so fabulous) people /goes to sleep]

( Awww. -waves- Sleep well, Heidi. <3 )

{ H-HOW DID I MISS THIS /BUHYOOHS }