suggests he should fear her, just in case.

he should be scared, she has boobs D:

doesn't see anything to be scared from boobs. They're uh, a work of art, in some sort of way.

scared of the lady though now. She is fighting the evil muffins like they're... nothing.

"the industrial north as well as the poorer and more routinely corrupted south." ...ve...

sorry that the muffins bother his brother so much!

(That was a quote from the article... not... speaking. orz.)

ignores that part. It's all the muffins' fault after all! Damn them. Feliciano should help instead of feeling sorry.

doesn't wanna help! Those guys are too scary!

( lol I got it, no worries ;w; )

very perplexed about these evil muffins...

points at the article.

"Look! It says they're in your country, too!"

tell Matthew to stay away from an evil muffin if he ever sees one. They're... well, evil, and scary, and damn, they're scary and he hates'em

furrows his brow at the article, "I don't think muffins are attacking, Mr. Italy..."

a bit shocked at the fact that his muffins are everywhere. "Not that edible muffin. This muffin moves and dress in fancy clothes."

now understanding why there are two of them. "Muffins don't talk..."

makes crazy hand gestures. "They talk, dammit! They talk and they can threaten you... You just haven't met one yet..."

stares. "Um, if I do meet run into one, you will be the first to know."

doesn't know what he's staring at. The muffins are serious business, ugh. "It's better if you don't meet one though..."

"Are you talking about mobsters...?"

sweating a lot now. Hahah, did someone turn off the AC? "Shit, don't say that word. It might bring you bad things."

beginning to think someone is paranoid. "Don't you think bad things might happen if you use the word 'muffin' too much after a while?"

who this someone is. "N-no... Muffin is the safest way to talk about those damn bastards--" Shit, shouldn't have said that.

dares himself to ask, "Why are you afraid of your own people...?"

"What--? I'm not afraid of them, goddammit. They're just, uh, a big bully." And the reason why he's in this state. Does something just move?

tries to pat his fratello on the shoulder to calm him down, though it'll probably just freak him out more.

i-is not going to freak out from something as silly as a pat. He's getting scared though... time to find a hiding place.