ah, but a cat would make it cuter.

True!!

And I would feel less stupid. >.>

you could always spank yourself with a rolled up newspaper to even things out.

*tries this now*

I dunno, Winsome is pretty cute

aww, well, after you've pointed at him and yelled "NO!", and spanked him with the newspaper, give him a dish of cream

do

Double tall breve?

just for you, kitty *skritches*

heeheeheeheee!

*purrs*