plurk: i have a question for you

abby: yes?

since when does drinking brandy, vodka, beer, AND mountain dew seem like a good idea? NEVER? OKAY

WELL THEN SOMEONE TELL MY BOYFRIEND THAT

it's like an alcohol suicide! except that it's not just pop so it could be literal... oops.

YEAH BAD IDEA. how old is he, anyway?

he's turning sixteen in september. he's kind of a huge dumbass

he drunk texted me at 2:30 in the morning "I AM SOOOO DRUNK RIGHT NOW....PLEASE DELETE PLEASE"

his lack of common sense is just too astounding to insult anymore

you should bitchslap him.

it's actually kind of impressive

I THOUGHT ABOUT IT but idk

...but that text is just hilarious. put it on texts from last night.

because he did keep me up all night worrying...lmfao i shoudl

should*, even.

aw poor thing :c

does he check that site? it'd almost be even funnier if he saw it there.