Stranger: You: hahahha Stranger: wazzup stranger? You: eh im bored what about you stanger? Stranger: why?

You: because im awesome like that jk Stranger: so im bored too Stranger: cus im awesomer like that You: XD Stranger:

You: so what r you? Stranger: i'm an orange Stranger: you? You: haha im a cheeseburger

Stranger: i just had a cheeseburger You: lol im not edible Stranger: i didnt eat you

You: i know You: im alive arent i? Stranger: ask god Stranger: not sure Stranger: or the burger joint owner

You: eh being a cheeseburger isnt fun anymore :3 Stranger: hahahha ok You: now i am a bored girl who is chatting over the

internet with an orange that i do not know Stranger: good for you! Stranger: chatting with an orange is healthy

Stranger: eating an orange is not You: lol Stranger: people who say it's healthy is just bullshitting

You: so people can shit like bulls? XDD Stranger: of course Stranger: it's like god-given talent Stranger: dont you have it?

You: nope i refused when was born You: i said it was too boring Stranger: He must've been pissed You: not really

You: he said he was ok and not offended but he was sure sad You: and when he's sad he eats oranges Stranger: poor god You: XDD

Stranger: oh that explains the death of my cousin Stranger: You: condolences are given Stranger: thanks Stranger: he was an amazing

orange You: later im going to eat a banana Stranger: ooh banana is my buddy

Stranger: but then he cheats on my apple gf Stranger: You: so... You: does that mean i can eat him with ur girlfriend

Stranger: be my guest You: yey You: <eating the cheating fruits> You: *pukes* Stranger: do they taste good? You: this taste like frickn sht

Stranger: are they cheating off your stomach? You: nope You: i didnt let them XD they got rejected Stranger: karma's a bitch, ain't it?

You: yep it's a good thing the bitch is on our side Stranger: do you like ice cream? You: depends on the' You: why? Stranger: what flavor?

flavor You: why? Stranger: what flavor? You: usually chocolate, coffee, and some mocha

You: but i try a lot of things Stranger: i'm having a vanilla one right now You: cool You: i just had a pizza Stranger: girl, gotta run

Stranger: this orange will finish the ice cream Stranger: nice talk You: nice one to

You: bye You: wait oranges run? XD Stranger: no, we fly Stranger: bye You: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.

astig na convo

HAHAH. i Like.