no, they will run even further and not letting you find them

then they'd have to be bred and trained...

how you know if you get the notty one?

then they have to be spanked !

hmm..

what else? i wonder...

no... they would run even further away from u

Housekeys: "Bloody hell. everytime you want to open the gate, you stuff me inside a dark dark cave, I get scratched by the mechanism, then

you twist my body 180 degrees, eventough my body head turns too. It still leaves stress on me kay. why dont you try stuffing your head into

a pipe with spikes. how you like it" then housekey anal probes kerealciller

haha

u lost them??

"house key... stop complaining or i'll duplicate you and then shove u into the microwave"

but the house key can run kan? fucking keys can run!

but it would be fun

Keys go " PUT ME INTO THE MICROWAVE THEN I'LL BE UP YOUR ASS"

"house keys... ill pour sulphuric acid all over you"

House keys " I can run, bitch"

if i had gold keys, i'd be filthy rich and i wouldnt even need keys..

house keys... yes. you can. but if u do, you're not getting anymore cookies.. and the key police will find you..

and send you off to the institute of lost keys

where keys get tortured and torn apart

Keys: " I dont thrive for cookies, I didn't live on cookies. And never will"

ya i know... anyway... the key police will track you down easily. you'd probably be sent to key jail.

hope u have fun..

i dont c why u have so much to complain about..

all the other keys are treated the same

some even worse.

after key jail, they might get u a new owner...

ur gonna be so screwed