Rome
thinks
he needs to build a new bathhouse. There is a disturbing lack of anything suitable around here.
... People have their own bathrooms now.
Well, we had our own bathrooms too; I invented indoor plumbing, you know! But...public baths are so fun. Relaxing and all.
.... Baths will make you ill, thank you.
Oh, that's just silly.
Who told you that?
This is a common belief. It ruins your manly aura.
Haha! You're funny, Germania! *honestly amused* I bathe every day and no one is more manly than me!
... Right.
It's true! *strikes a pose that shows off his physique nicely*