You have an arena? With animal shows?

Why didn't I hear about this before?

I don't, but I think I shall establish one.

There's no Geneva Convention governing football players.

And I don't think anyone would begrudge me.

I shall give them the option of ritual suicide to regain some vestige of honour. Or I shall have them humiliated and killed.

...England, one defeat isn't worth such extreme measures.

...

you don't believe that.

I do. The better course of action would be to rebuild. I'm certain you have plenty of young players who could shine if given a chance.

But it would be so satisfying to have them mauled to death by wild beasts.

...I should hand them over to the fans.

...would the fans truly turn against their icons so- yes, I suppose they would.

When they played like that? It's what they deserve.

Just remember that there were some decent players on your team. Two goals that should have counted and one that would have been a score

had anyone besides my goalie been in the defense.

They shall be spared. I suppose.

You need someone to build upon for the next tournament.

Speaking of feeding. Could you prepare a meal for my team?