I think you may be the best option. For obvious reasons, it can't be myself or Prussia.

And France is right out, yeah . . .

Austria would be of no help and America likely isn't even paying attention... I'm afraid we might have to impose upon you.

It's no trouble! The only way to get away from business is with other business, you know.

All I've been doing the last two days is talking on the phone anyway, and I don't have to be in the capitol for that.

(. . . well, I've been texting with Canada about America's hockey draft. But I can do that anywhere, too.)

This is true, portability is a key advantage of the modern era. ...hockey draft?

Oh, yeah. America always snatches up some of mine and some of his.

The team that just won his nationals had a Finnish goalie, which is kind of neat, I think.

Huh, I didn't know that piece of information.

Hey, I handle him better than anyone, when I want to

He doesn't need any baiting.