Well you see. Xelm brought a racoon into the house, and the racoon hit over the cookie jar and Xelm throught he should eat them

A racoon?

Yesh! A racoon

Racooooooooooooooooooon

*whispers in moms ear "Crimson was wearing a shirt with a racooon on it"

Pssssht! So was not! The racoon was on my shoes....