apprehensive about the rest of it

what's wrong?

Thanks for asking but its a mess

OK, but sometimes, a problem shared is problem halved...

You got an hour and no morals?

sadly, no I don't have an hour right now. But I'm fairly adept at suspending my morality...

its a useful trait but can get u into trouble

is you amorality letting you down? Then you need UberLiar 2.0, which includes a FREE subscription to Thick Skin...

Just want subscription. And the one to Thick Inside and Thick Head. The ones with automatic upload and fast ajax updating

we also have WhiteLiar, which is for small scale lies and works by installing a client-side script to keep them thinking you're truthful...

Script could help. Think need version with mod_rewrite though for major redirection.U got that?

Sarah wants the version that redirects questions to a predefined lie page. Yes, I think we can handle that...

No no no. Shallow analysis. Customer care rule no 1: ask what they REALLY want. Here, many conditional redirects, lots of complicated regex

hmm, wouldn't be easier to just tell the truth? Sounds self defeating to me...

Sites like that can work. Just need careful maintenance. Lying only one aspect of required solution.

send one of our senior LCD (Lying Cheating Devious) developers out right away...

oh god u making me feel so evil

you say that like it's a bad thing!

and its not a good thing