finishes and walks back to town. Hopefully her baddass-guise will assure that Roderich's crew won't try any more drunk pranks on his piano.

bumps into him/her/it/what the fuck ever.

the man a look. "Well, *excuse* me then."

scoffs at him. "Watch where you're going!"

crosses her arms. "I don't think you're really in the position to say that."

raises an eyebrow at him. "Oh really now?"

raises both eyebrows. "Yeah, seeing that *you* ran into *me*."

scoffs. "So? You still should have been looking where you were going!"

snorts. "Sorry, I should have known to not run into any old men."

gwaks at her. "I--I am not *old*!"

smirks. "Really? What's with those bloodshot eyes and that grey hair, then?" She runs her hand through his LOVERY LOCKS.

glares. "My eyes are not bloodshot--they are *red*! And it's not *grey*, it's *white*! Gott, what's wrong with your eyes?!"

rolls said eyes. "I don't think it's my eyes that have a deficiency."

does not have deficient eyes! "You just wish your eyes were as awesome as mine!"

shakes her head. "Quite sorry, I don't want to have such poor eyesight that I can't see a man walking right in front of me, and therefore--

run into him only to make a fool of myself."

rolls his eyes at him. "I didn't make a fool of myself! If *you* had been watching where you're going, then I wouldn't have run into you!"

mock puts a hand to her head as if thinking and looks up. "Hmm, maybe this poor old geezer just has such HORRIBLE eyesight that he couldn't-

even tell? I think maybe his hearing is going out, too."

narrowes his eyes at him, punching him in the stomach, *hard*. "Oh, Whoops~ That was supposed to be your face." he smiles.

's eyes widen. She lets out a choke of air. Fucking solar plexus. She narrows her eyes, reaches back, and aims a punch in return.

, knowing he was going to hit back, had already taken a few steps back and out of the way~

lets out a breath in annoyance, but then straightens up. It'd be unprofessional to fight like this. "I don't have time for you."

snickers. "You're just afraid you'd loooooose~"

tries not to let her annoyance show. "I just don't want to get in trouble for hurting you."

scoffs. "You couldn't hurt me if you tried!"

punches him in the nose.

hit! He holds his nose, more surprised than anything else and stares at him. "Fucking bastard!"

smirks. "I thought you said I couldn't hurt you." She aims a jab at his stomach.

slaps his hand away, glaring at him. Then he suddenly jumps for him, aiming a punch for his face.

cusses as she's hit in the upper cheek. She kicks her knee up at his groin. Hopefully *that* might end the fight.

curses, doubling over in pain, cursing him and glaring.

laughs victoriously as the FF victory fanfare plays in the background.

kicks him in the groin as well, not knowing he's she.

a split-second delay between hey what the- OHHH RIGHT PAIN. She stumbles back, clutching her imaginary vital-regions.

...raises an eyebrow at him, a bit suspicious.

... runs away.

ALSKDJFLKJASDF ** : D