throwing whatever he can get his hands on; cats, dogs trash cans. (Sorry for being late. Packing~)

quickly turns down an alley, trying to hide~ [/ even later]

several cats waiting for him at the end of the alley.

jumps over the cats. Easy.

another barrier or meaner-tougher cats. "Money! I'll call the police on you!"

crosses the street, away from the cats. He laughs. "I'm a *sky pirate*!! I'm not afraid of the cops!"

frowns, running faster. "Oi! I'll call your boss then!"

laughs louder. "I AM my boss!"

rolls his eyes, throwing a diaper from the last trash can he passed. "There's a boss for a boss! I'll call him!"

can smell it coming and dodges. "Oh yeah~? And who would *that* be~?"

throws a cat with a wing attachment. "The President!"

laughs. "I don't think you understand! I am a *PIRATE*!"

"The Lord of Pirates then! Screw you!"