he better do those damn chores! He's not afraid to smack him. =|

that brother should be doing his own work instead of judging him. This is a good cookie!

doesn't care how good of a cookie it is! He better be doing his work!

he is. Sorta... He did do a bunch of scrubbing earlier! (Though he had been following Italia around so it might be sporadic)

it better be spotless! He doesn't want a messy ship! (...Even though his room is, literally, a disaster area.)

Frowns at him. Blinks and continues eating his cookie.

smacks him. And steals his cookie.

"OWW! What was that for!" *pouts and tries to grab his cookie bac*

holds it above his head. "Not doing your damn chores!" ...and then he takes a bite out of the cookie. "Hmm...not bad!"

"Gimme my cookie back! I did my chores! I even tried cleaning your room! I think something in there tried to eat me!"

scoffs, taking another bite of the cookie. "The only in my room that would try and eat you is *Gilbird*."

"Or the mutated dust bunnies! They're alive I swear!" *imitates a monster* "And they go 'rawr' and tried to eat my leg!"

can't help but laugh and pats his head. "The dust bunnies in my room aren't mutated!"

"Then why did they try to eat me!?"

shrugs. "You must have been imagining it!"

*lifts leg some* "No I wasn't! Look, one bit me!" It may have actually been a rat

rolls his eyes. "Dust bunnies can't bite!" ...but he gets down to look at it anyways. Whatever bit him might be infected or have rabies.

"Yes they can, look one did!"

scoffs. "Trust me, kid. Dust bunnies don't bite. Looks like you got bit by *something* though..."

"They were under your bed and they were *huge* Of course they were dust bunnies."

now wondering if they have a rat infestation... =\

*pouts*

pats his head. "Don't worry, kiddo, You'll be fine~" ...he hopes.

*tries to flatten his hair again* "I cleaned it, don't worry..."

wasn't worried! "Well, even if something happens, I know where the hospital is!"

*blinks* "what kinda germs would dust bunnies have anyways?"

rolls his eyes. "I told you, kiddo. Dust bunnies don't bite."

"Then what bit me?" mocking tone is mocking

a shrug. "Dunno. You haven't seen rats around here, have you?"

*tilts head to the side* "Uh... I saw some mice but the cat got them"

nods. "Watch out for the ones that the cat hasn't gotten yet. Don't get rabies!"

*nods* "Okay!"