would offer to help if he didn't think such a thing was utterly ridiculous. And as it is, he's avoiding the world still due to football.

to do this, and it *isn't* ridiculous. The house has been the same for nearly three months now, since the last time he got something in his-

mind that required a great distraction. And he found dust on the top of a bookshelf this morning. It's necessary.

just wish him good luck with all of that then. And awesome, if he can successfully distract himself from whatever's going on.

just remembered that he left the life-sized sculpture of naked Francis in Ludwig's house. Oops.

to do this on his own, since no one else is capable of cleaning to his standards, but thanks just the same. ...and when he finds that, he -

be looking for Francis anyway.

that Ludwig doesn't damage it. That's his birthday present.

make sure to push it out whatever window has bushes beneath it.

be very upset and demand compensation.

really doesn't want a naked statue of France in his home.

he should just ship it over here then.

he can come and get it his damn self. That thing is heavy.

preoccupied with himself. There are shipping companies for a reason.

can call one of them and arrange to have it shipped then.

...thinks he can* wtf )

do just that. Hopefully someone will be over there to let the people get it.

would like to point out that Gilbert is usually home.

notes that he hardly leaves the basement. What if he doesn't hear the doorbell?

leave a note telling the delivery person to keep knocking.

appreciates it. The men should be over sometime between nine and two in the afternoon.

might remember this. Until then, he's putting a sheet over that thing.

promises it'll be out of his house tomorrow.

appreciates that.

get busy finding a place in the living room for it.