I'm already on heartburn medication. I don't need more stomach acid

lmao, i choked on my soda when he said that

Oh, THANK you for that!

that's right, women just admire the heck out of making rape victims pay for their rape kits. (dripping sarcasm)

I am so sick of his whining, what kind of maverick is he?

holy smokes. The after-coverage is in the town I work in!

why in the WORLD did they pick leesburg?

verp?