... What. The. Hell. No.

But it's true!

NO. Stay away from my grandchildren while we're at it.

I just gave one of them ONE flower. To be nice! Honest!

*twitches* That had better be all.

It was! I know how to treat a lady. Besides, he...she...said she...wanted one! *is a bit confused on the gender*

... Was it Gilbert?

Yeah. But then one of my grandkids got involved and tried to start a fight with us both.

... It was Gilbert. He'll be fine. I'll just tell him he was awesome and he'll forget most of the trauma you probably caused him.

He told me thank you, actually. *suddenly gets an idea* Ah! Would you like some flowers? [[He's so ADD]]

... No. *That shifty expression totally means yes* [[He's Rome. It's what he does.]]

Are you sure? *misses the shifty expression pleasantly but presses on*

... I don't... dammit, stupid jiggly bits make me want to say yes. *awkward blush time, is a go*

*grins brilliantly* Stay right there! *hurries off*

... What did I just DO? *horrified expression*

[[Made a new plurk just for you~ XD I even looked up Roman flowers! ROFL]]

[[YOU HAD THAT WAITING. Lawl, this is the most fun I've had with Germania since Mama was around.]]

[[I DIDN'T, actually! But hey. XD I hope I'm IC!]]

[[OwO you totally are. And I get to blame hormones XD]]

[[WHEE! It's such a hoot to be so random. XD]]

[[So. Much. Fun.]]

[[I love tormenting you. XD]]

[[You kidding me? I'm dying of laughter here.]]

[[WHOO! Me too. XD]]

[[Now if the rest of Plurktalia doesn't love this, we need to try harder. XD]]

[[I KNOW. XD]]

(( I'M LOVING IT *lurking is fun* ))

[[OwO we have one person lurking, life is GOOD.]]

[[YAY I love you, Hannah!]]

[[High fives all round?]]

[[*HIGH FIVE*]]

[[*HIGH FIVE*]]

((*HIGH FIVES* I LOVE YOU TOO <3 And you as well mama! ))

[[Best. Event. Ever. Y/Y? Also, love you too conbabeh~]]

[[This is why I've yet to walk my poor poor dog.]]

(( YES! and yay! <3 ))

(( poor thing xD ))

[[go walk the damn dog. we can hit pause.]]

[[But then I call my lovely and go to bed. XD]]

[[... Despite how I'm having a 'do not want to sleep' moment, I can survive.]]

[[Eh?]]

[[<-- had bad dream where zombies ate her boyfriend, no longer wants to sleep and is plurking instead.]]

[[Oh holy crap.]]

[[Exactly. Now add in that I have a pro-writer's level imagination and descriptive skills. I REALLY don't want to sleep.]]