watches him for a minute then clears her throat.

looks round, and promptly yells in surprise and falls off his chair. "B-Bruder?"

doesn't bother correcting him. "Is there something wrong with your bird?"

isn't sure whether he should correct himself or not. That's clearly not a man there. "...More importantly, what happened to *you*?"

blushes and crosses her arms. "I have no idea. I woke up like this yesterday."

struggles into a sitting position, staring up at her. Or more correctly, her tits. "...You're actually a girl?"

tries to fold her arms over her chest protectively. "Verdammt Ost, don't stare! *Yes*, I am a girl. Every...every bit a girl..."

that just makes them even more pronounced, and more fun to stare at. "I can't help it~! They're so big! Can I see every bit~?" Yes that's-

perverted but he doesn't really care.

squeaks - yes, squeaks; there's no other word for that noise. "G-Gilbert! This is a serious problem!"

just. D'awws, and loudly, at that sound. "West, that's so cute~! Do it again, do it again, kese~~"

lets go of her chest to cover her mouth, shaking her head furiously.

decides he'll hug her thighs then, and wait until she does. Cue clinging like a leech. At least this is taking his mind off of other things.

shrieks and slaps at his hands, the back of his head, whatever she can reach. "L-let go of me! What is *wrong* with you?!"

pouts up at her, letting go so he can shield himself from any damage. "Nothing, Bruder-- or should I say, Schwester. This is just amusing."

tries to flick the end of his nose harshly. "Oh yes, very amusing. I really see the humor in waking up with a set of breasts and no dick."

belatedly realises that yes, Lud being female means no dick, and suddenly looks rather distressed. "Neiiin! Your amazing dick...gone!" D:

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isn't sure whether she should feel horrified or complimented. "Yes. I ah...thought something similar..."

looks up at her. Cue sadface. "D'you think it'll come back? I liked that.."

rubs her face tiredly. "Gott, I hope so. I do *not* care for this body in the least."

it's not bad, really...though it's bad that the dick is missing! "Maybe you'll go back to normal. Francu got old and then young again, so.."

rolls her eyes, fuller hip jutting to one side in an unconsciously prissy pose. "And he learned absolutely nothing in the process."

he rather likes his female brother. Maybe it'd be cooler if she still had her dick though. Yes, he likes it that much he's willing to have-

-a freak of a sister with both a penis and breasts and stuff. "'Course not. He's France. Fucked up things more than anything, really." Pout.

starts to agree then stops and looks at him suspiciously. She really doesn't like having these female intuition things. They tingle. "Oh?-

Are you two on the outs now suddenly?"

tilts his head at her, frowning curiously. "*Was*?... 'On the outs'?"

sighs. "You are not getting along."

's eyes widen a little in realisation. "O-Oh. Right. Yeah, I guess. But not really, at the same time. I dunno, it's all a mess."

sits down in a free chair, frowning. "How is it a mess?"

pouts, shrugs, and turns away. "No reason, really." It's embarrassing and he knows he's being stupid, getting so worked up about it.

doesn't budge. "...yes, well, that completely explains why you were simply sitting in here staring earlier."

frowns, crawling over to her and curling up next to her. "It's..nothing much.. Just me being un-awesome. Nnh."

blinks. "I must have heard wrong. It sounded as though you said you were being un-awesome."

frowns a little more, turning red. "I-I am being un-awesome. Just a little bit though. It hardly ever happens...!"

can't remember ever hearing his brother speak negatively of himself. "...are you drunk?"

shakes his head. "Nope. Not yet. I should get some of that beer Eva gave me."

frowns. "I see. But you never answered. *Is* there something wrong with your bird."

( oh whoops. forgot, still a girl in this one. *her )

blinks at the sudden change of subject, and then snickers slightly. "Kese..not really. I just got her gender wrong, is all."

relaxes a little. Could have been worse. "Ah. Well that's certainly nothing to worry about. Just a simple mistake."

pouts. "It's not that simple.. I mean, it would've been if she'd had enormous tits like you do but she's just a bird. And she's pregnant!"

crosses her arms self-consciously. "It isn't as though it would have been simple to check, Ost."

still pouting. "Well I thought she was just getting fat or something... It would've been easy, I'm sure. She just...acts like a boy."

shifts a little, trying to get comfortable without dislodging him. "Well, you're her owner. I'm sure your behavior affects her." Or...

something like that. He really isn't a pet psychologist.

She* )

pets and nuzzles Gilbird. "Hm. D'you think I should change her name? 'Gilbird' isn't a very feminine name is it.."

shrugs. "Nein. She is familiar with that. It is not exactly masculine either."

smiles softly. "All right. 'Gilbirdita' was my option, so." He leans against her leg and proceeds to sigh. At least her being here is -

-helping to calm him down some.

hesitates, then stretches her arm out along the back of the couch. It's *almost* like putting her arm around him. "And that is all bothering

you?"

just nuzzle into her side because of that movement, now. It's comfy and warm and stuff. "Mmh. That's all.."

nods and pats his shoulder lightly. "Good, good. Do you intend to keep all of the chicks then?"

smiles, although somewhat, um, sadly. Almost. He doesn't want to tell her and burden her, so.. "Mm, ja~. As long as there's not too many."

more than a little relieved that he isn't demanding to keep all of them. "And as long as you think you can take care of them all..."

end up keeping them all anyway, probably. "Of course! Me and Gilbird will do an awesome job, won't we." Cue affection to the bird.

sighs. She doesn't really care for Gilbert's bird, but so long as it keeps Gilbert happy and gives him an outlet for all his..er...creative

energy, she'll deal with it. "I'm sure. You've done well taking care of her."

he should care about Gilbird. She's a very awesome bird. "I have, ja~! I'm so cool~~." He leans into her some, sighing happily.

relaxes a little more, because that sounds more like the Bruder she knows. "Of course."