A woman walks into the dry cleaners with a white stained blouse. “Can you clean this please?” she asks.
The man is partially deaf. “Come again?”
She replies: “No, it’s yogurt this time.” 
Can you imagine the stories dry cleaners have? 
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I met someone in college who got her senior prom dress back with a little plastic baggie safety pinned to it with a condom in it
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apparently she was so drunk that night that the used condom had gotten itself stuck to the dress unnoticed
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that what she said, I think it was supposed to be someone's idea of a joke
That's a special memento of her prom