Please note, this video links to many others of far more attractive women dancing in their underpants.

Hm... those tools do seem quite useful.

.... and YOUR tool? How's that?

Hm? They're all in perfect working order.

.... can I test it?

. . . you are indeed beautiful, Bonne-Fois.

I know

If you want to, I suppose.

I'll come over, hope you're ready to screw!

Or bang. That works too.

I never thought you were one for home improvement.

I focus mainly on the bedroom

Somehow, this doesn't surprise me.

So. You, me and our tools in the bedroom. I look forward to it

Very well.

Ok, you're just teasing now

...in what way?

...really?

You were discussing home improvement and requested to come over. I agreed and will have my tools on-hand. How can this be teasing?

....double entendre?

...ah. I hadn't even thought you'd take it another way. And that does explain why all of the sales staff were women.