Wow, that must suck, Grandpa!

You want me to send something Italian?

Could you?

Only the mental images of shapely and scantily-clad women are keeping me sane.

Rather than Lithuanians in sparkly hotpants

what's wrong with my songs?

You stole the rest of my music. What else am I supposed to listen to while I work?

You're supposed to listen to French music

It's the best in the world

hahahaha, you're funny