totally thinks everyone else should try on a skirt too

NOT GOING TO WEAR A SKIRT SO SHUT UP

he'd like, look super cute!~

KILL HIM IF HE EVER WEARS A SKIRT

holds up a frilly red skirt. "Come onnnnn, this one is like perfect for you to the MAX!~"

slaps it away. "I'm not wearing skirts and that's it! I'll kill you!"

pouts at him. "Dude, you're like no fun!"

nods, crossing his arms and pouting. "Because it deals with skrits!"

shakes the skirt at him. "But they're like, sooo much fun to wear!~ You should totally try it just once!"

sits on the ground, glaring at the skirt. "No way, no how, nu uh."

pouts again, trying to come up with a way to get him to wear a skirt. "What if I let you pick one out on your own?"

shakes his head. "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME YOU HOMO!"

gasps, taken aback. "That was so totally uncool! I'm going to make you wear a skirt now!~"

burn his house down!

that's super unfun. -pouts-

doesn't care if it's super unfun!

"Come onnnnn, try it just once? You'll like, love it a ton trust me!~"

not like it! Ever!

"You like, won't know until you try dude~"

knows he won't like it! So stop asking!

coming up with a super-awesome scheme to get him to wear a skirt

beat that plan to the dust!

he like, so won't~

KNOWS he will!

giggles. "Whatever you need to tell yourself dude!~"

gags in disgust and leaps from a window, escaping.

that the window was a weird way to get out, but it doesn't matter since he'll get him later. >:3