"I don't think you're fat Ronnie, dearest. Although you do have dirt on your nose."

"Don't be stupid, Hermione. It's all of that food he eats in the Great Hall that's causing him to be obese."

"Well maybe if he cared more about the HOUSE ELVES that work to make him food, he wouldn't eat so much!"

"THIS BETTER NOT BE ABOUT HOUSE ELVES!"

"Jo, why did you have to make my mum and the hogwarts elves so good at cooking?! Because of you, I have to diet now.