stay sober, bb

nah. i could go grab mah bowl in the othah room, but the poor boyfriend is sleepeen and i'd hate to wake him oop!

not to mention i'm very into this bag of salt and pepper potato chips and french onion dip!

lol

watch cake boss

no cable yets.

DID YOU KNOW

THAT

LINDSAY L. and COURTNEY D. are preggerz?

whaaaaat

as in elementary school girls?

from elementary school?

wtf?!

yeah!

ahahaha

uuugh

i'm going to sew my vagina closed

dont say anything though im not aboot to be that girl

ahhaha

for real pregnant?

or "i feel left out" pregnant?

for real pregnant

jeeeesus

isnt courtney's dad a cop?

i think so haha

oh jeez

apparently pregnancy is the newest craze

my hotel will remain vacant

fooooooor rizzle