trying to ignore Elizaveta even exists right now, please try again...

tugs on his lapel just a *little* hard...

only enough to choke, of course.

coughs, pushing her away. "Bitch!"

takes it as a compliment. She digs in her closet before pulling out a miniskirt... as well as a corset. "Let's see if you shave, hmm?"

stares at her. "...You can *not* be serious!"

can't hold back a little giggle. "Why not? I thought you'd be *into* this sort of thing."

huffs. "Just because *you're* into this sort of thing doesn't men *I* am!"

smiles. "Good. Now put it on." She throws it at him and points to the bathroom.

stares at her. "No way!"

steps on his foot. "*Now*."

winces, hopping on one foot. "Gott! You bitch!"

rolls her eyes and pushes him into the bathroom to change.

crawls out the window. No way in hell is he gonna crossdress.

not going to so he can't

sets the sprinklers on. C: And calls security to bring him back in~

fights the guards! D=

growls in frustration and jumps out the window herself, landing near Prussia. She swings her leg out, aiming to trip him.

tries to jump over her leg, but ends up tripping and falling to the ground anyways.

lets out a victorious "ha!" She grabs both of his ankles and begins dragging him back into her house.

claws on the sidewalk, trying to grab onto something. "Bitch! Let me go!"

that he gets sidewalk-burn, and kicks the door open so she doesn't have to let go. She then continues to carry him up her stairs~

grabs onto one of the steps. "Bitch! Let me go!"

enjoys every single thud she hears. "I'll let you go once you wear your clothes. And anyways, the ones you have on now are wet."

tries to kick her in the face, taking a hold of the banister and not letting go. =|

*accidentally* drops him down the stairs. Whoops~

going to sue you if he breaks anything! He lets out a cry of pain as he crumples to the bottom of the steps, but tries

to scramble to his feet so he can run out of the house again and AWAY from this crazy bitch!

she needs to get a leash or something. She slides down the banister to drag him up again.

hurries out of the house. "Gotta catch me, bitch!"

chases him and throws a frying-pan at his head.

hit! He stumbles and curses at her and tries to hurry away!

throws a net over Gilbert!

flails and struggles. "Fucking bitch!"

drags him up the stairs, again, and throws him in her room before locking the door.

struggles, trying to get out of the stupid net. "Fucking bitch! I hate you!"

smiles. "The feeling is mutual~" And she gets a new, even more girly outfit for him to try on. She un-does the net. "Now, wear these or I

put them on you *personally*."

**glares** at her.

smiles.

makes no move to pick up the outfit

starts to take off his shirt~

did not know Elizaveta wanted it *that* way~

doesn't. But if he's not going to put on the clothes himself, she *will* do it for him.

huffs. He *really* doesn't want to wear those!

slips off his shirt and pulls the corset over his torso with a smirk.

flails and struggles all the while.

tightens the strings sharply.

flails a bit. "Gott! How can you *breath* in this? TAKE IT OFF!"

ties the strings together tightly. "Now, either you take off your pants, or I will."

[[/WALKS BY AT THIS PRECISE MOMENT. *shot*]]

((PFFFFF.))

huffs. He's taking this off the SECOND he leaves, but does take off his pants.

stares at his boxers... and then shakes her head. "Those too. Here, have some of these - they're new, so don't even say anything." And she

throws him some ladies' underwear to go with his miniskirt.

stares at it. ".....Gottttttt, whyyyy?"

rolls her eyes. "Because your boxers are too long for the miniskirt, that's why." Gosh, men were so *stupid*.

stares at her. "......"

throws his shirt and pants away as he stares~