HA! I knew West was going to win!
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Do you have her phone number?
What! A prussia!
Thank you, Prussia. But England is right; we'll have to work hard to put on a better Eurovision next year.
Germany, you have her number, right?
She's not nearly as big as your other women
...why not?
I am not going to allow you to flirt with her.
You don't want us to be happy?
With my words and flowers and food
You would bother her to no end. No.
I wouldn't! I'd sing her pretty songs!
And it wouldn't stop there.
....I'd write her pretty poems and paint her pretty pictures?
I can send both with your compliments and convey her reaction. But no, I will allow direct access only if she requests it.
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