They ignored all the fun songs

I can't believe Denmark's power ballad went through

the guy has become a total pussy

...no offense, England, but can you really afford to say such things?

Hah!

They didn't consult me about the song.

I'm still looking for a way to get whoever decided on the UK song hung for high treason

They didn't? Hm, I suppose that's proof against my theory.

what was your theory?

That you had deliberately sabotaged your chances of winning.

That was merely a happy side effect

I still want to slaughter whoever comissioned the song

It did seem to lack... several things that a winning entry would need.

Like good lyrics, a good tune, a good singer, or anything to recommend it in fact.

He was an attractive entrant, at least?

If bland annoying pretty boys with no talent are your thing I suppose

He was amicable. Unlike some others.

oh?

Some of the other competitors were rather forthright.

Doesn't seem like a bad thing

I'm sick of being asked for my bicycle.

*snorts*