((He's in your kitchen, like a creeper, drinking your coffee 8D ))
[[Fffff I have to go to the bank and finish my chores but I SWEAR I WILL BE BACK for this nonsense. ;orz ]]
congratulates him on making his own coffee for once.
, being polite, offers them both coffee and refrains from commenting.
raises an eyebrow. He seemed unfazed... He thanks Austria, blinking. 'I've heard you've been confused for me...'
raises an eyebrow. "Confused?"
takes a cup of coffee and debates whether it's funny or not that Austria and Australia are having a conversation.
(haven't you seen austria's 'not australia' t-shirt ))
(( Can't find the strip but...
))
nods, 'Yep, those brill T-shirts with the Roos on them. '
looks annoyed. "Yes, well. I'm holding out hope that that's a joke. How anyone could confuse me for you..."
points to his ahoge, careful not to touch it. 'We both have one of these,' he points out. 'And Iceland called me Austria the other day.'
rolls his eyes. "Iceland...well, honestly, I have no idea what goes through his head most of the time. I'm not sure he should be included."
sips at his coffee, shrugging. 'He seemed perfectly intelligent to me... if a bit antisocial.' He pauses, looking out the window.
makes a noncommittal noise. "Perhaps. But just because he mixed up our names doesn't make me inclined to think it's common." He hopes.
grins into his coffee. 'Either way it doesn't change the fact that I brought you a present...' he nods to outside, where a large crate sits_
outside the window, air holes visible.
looks at him somewhat suspiciously, glances to the window then looks back at him with an expression of horror. "What. Is *that,* may I ask?"
pulls out a crow bar, offering it to Austria with a smile, 'Why don't you go and a have a crack at opening it, mate?'
looks at the crowbar like it might bite him. "I'd rather not."
looks downtrodden at this. 'Really?' he asks. :c
him another suspicious glare. "Why don't you open it, then?"
[[FFFF I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS BUT I HAVE TO GO NOW BE BACK LATER. ;A; ]]
blinks... He supposes that is okay. Perking up he chimes, 'I'll open it~'
nods warily. "Do it then."
walks out the front door, and stands infront of the crate, waiting for Austria.
Follows, but stays a safe distance back, ready to step inside and slam the door at a moment's notice.
looks over and sighs slightly before stepping up to the crate and cracking it open. Two Kangaroos jump out.
slams the door. There are no kangaroos in Austria. It's going to stay that way, thank you. [[Youuu. D<]].
watches as they bound out into the wild, cheering. Austria has no reason to complain now.
just what has been unleashed on the innocents. He's fairly sure they kick. "Really?"
gave him pretty tame ones that grew up in a petting zoo, he's not an idiot -_-
...is very much considering not opening the door for him again.
...is very much considering not opening the door for him again.
((If you saw how cute that smilie was on my profile you'd let him in c: ))
fails to see what kangaroos have to do with being nice. D<
thought he was upset due to all the complaining.
Again. Kangaroos are connected...how.
lifts his shirt, showing the infamous t-shirt. 'All of us blokes in Australia felt sorry for you and your lack of Roos.'
stares for a very long time. "...Get off of my porch. Kangaroos. The very *idea.*"
covers up his chest after a while... that was just perving. He crosses his arms, 'I was gonna let you have them for a zoo or something_
but now I might as well just take them back.' He walks off in the direction of the Roos, so much for reaching out to European countries.
...would have been fine with them for a zoo, he supposes. Just not...wandering in and around his house. Hmph.
he should of been kinder. Samuel - being an animal whisperer of sorts - easily gets them back into the crate with only a single bite and
tries to close it back up.
didn't need the silly kangaroos anyway. Really. To feel "sorry" for his lack of them is ridiculous. He watches warily.
closes it up, using masking tape to secure it. He looks over to Roderich before turning away in a huff. Seriously, what a whacker.
goes back and finishes his coffee, kangaroo-free. D<
takes them back home grumbling all the way about stupid uptight Australian's with sticks stuck up their arse.
[[...okay please tell me that slip was on purpose. ]]
((It wasn't on prupose c: ))
[[xDDDD WAY TO DEMONSTRATE.]]
((FAIL purpose. I blame the fact that it's 4 here and I was up at 8/9 ))
[[lawl go to bed you naughty girl. ;D]]
((I probably should.... Also, he gave you Kangaroos :c! ))
[[I know, I know. Believe me, I would have accepted them in a heartbeat. D: ]]
((.... They're so cute ;u; ))