Sounds sexy

You think so? That's a bit strange. I enjoy mushrooming, too, but... huh.

France is a very good cook! I'm not surprised he likes fresh ingredients.

(Maybe surprised he likes them so well, but . . . ah. He is France.)

Oh, I was just surprised because most of the more attractive mushrooms are in season in the autumn.

....England would have understood.

Sorry, took me a while to get that. False morel season just started, so the mushrooms on my mind more resemble brains than phalluses.

....so you're a zombie?