I see it runs in the family.

Yey! Naptime!

Naps are good for you! You should try it.

He's not very good, Grandpa. He just gets stiff.

Nak- Wait, Italy.....

Ah, that is no good.

Maybe I should call someone to give him a backrub? I know a really pretty girl called Anna

It does sound like a good next step . . .

I can relax just fine without a massage. Or siestas.

hahaha no you can't.

You only relax with beer!

...that's not entirely true. I relax with my dogs.

They sat on me when I tried to nap with them. That wasn't relaxing!

Try having sex first, Germany.

More good suggestions!

Perhaps we should try it. A test run, so to speak

we wouldn't want to waste Germany's time with a mere theory that has only had minimal testing

What theory is this?

Sex to help induce naps

...I would defer to your experience in this matter.

You don;t want to gain a little of your own?

Mm...

that a oui?

It's... not a 'no,' I suppose.

....hm

There is still that excursion we never went on.

But of course. I am ready when you are. Although, perhaps not tonight.

Nothing too ambitious, France!

The man is practically a Vestal.

I can break him.

'Break' me?

Don't hurt him!

Don't!

Anyway, that doesn't encourage napping.

Oh it won't hurt for long. And of course it does, Rome. You never stay conscous for long afterwards.

What exactly do you have in mind?

Moi? Sex

Ridiculous, if it hurt as much as you say then England would bring it up. What do you have in mind for me?

Unless you've been around a bit, it'll hurt at first.....

...are you honestly suggesting that you would be the dom, if we were to do this?

.......you expect me to let an untrained puppy hump my leg?

I thought we had gone over this before. I know what I'm doing. And I won't be in the submissive position.

Yes you will. I refuse to be dominated by you.

This puts us at an impasse, then.

Toss for the top position?

Hm...