oh well back to it!

Reality is as cracked as my ass.

wow...mental picture

Probably needs a shave too.

Did you know that that is one of my specialties...shaving asses

In a nurses outfit, too. Wow. Kinky.

I went to college for 4 years and that is what I find myself doing at work sometimes.

Think I wasted my money on tuition

Yeah, but now you could write a thesis on how to properly shave an ass.

with detailed pictures. Care to apply as a model/

Sure. I can be the before picture. Caption: "Fat Hairy Ass #1"

Told you so!