*texts back* "Um is it safe to assume America-san is not aware you sent this?"

texts him back. "Hmm. I guess you can say that."

*texts* "Um..may I ask why you took it?"

texts 'He was worried he had a mole-y butt so I took a picture.'

*texts* "Oh...um arigato?"

texts 'If I don't get something out of this you have permission to post it all over the bleeding internet.'

*text* "Hai...at your request I will."

*sits anxiously with his phone waiting for Arthur's word*