You are.

In the head.

no i think i have beiber fever

It's so nice to hear that from a fan.

LMFAO

no.

Where is your sister. I miss my wife/son/detective.

*?

shes jsut waking up retard.

kidding

kidding

Don't call me a ruhtard.

but she is just waking up

-smites you-

RITARD

she`ll ne on in 10 minutos

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT. YOU ARE THE RUHTARD HERE.

RITARD... THE HANGOVER.

IT'S SPELLED RUHTARD. RUH. TARD.

she said she`ll be on in 10 minutos

I heard you the first time.