((if he has dead cats he'll know *shot))

its toxic because he's about to pour it down Sadiq's throat. (HOW COULD YOU?! SO MEAN!!!)

((sorry couldn't resist))

dares and holds up a bucket.

sighs before almost throwing it. "You sure."

smiles before throwing the paint at him, getting ready to run.

uses the paint can as a weapon, hitting his head and crawling away. "You're getting me wet!"

laughs a little before jumping out the window and looking for a spot to hide.

pokes his head back in, looking around before jumping back in.

sneaks behind the couch, a paintbrush with green paint on it.

sneaks under the table now, using his cats to hide him.

he'll sleep soon so he can paint on his face.

frowns, deciding to screw it and sneaking close until he's right behind him.

yelps before quickly painting on his face. "There you go! NOW you look like you're a witch!"

laughs before painting his arm. "You called?"

stops smiling and stares. "That was uncalled for."

nods. "I know you showered. Can't you just have fun?"

watches. "At least I didn't get your nails."

rubs his arm before going to sit with the cats.

nods, yawning. "If they're not too small for you."

looks up, shrugging. "Or maybe you're too big. Should make the weather up there."

moans and grabs his hands, trying to stop. "You terrible mean man! I should've called child services."

hums a bit before reaching for something under the table. "I forgot to do something last time."

yelps when he's scratched. Putting his hand in his mouth, he gets on all fours and pulls out a small cake. "There."

blinks. "It's a cake. What does it look like?"

shrugs, frowning to himself. "I... I don't remember. I just found it in the fridge and moved it out here for us to eat."

nods before getting up. "I'll get forks and stuff. Unless you eat with your dirty hands?"

leaves for the fridge and comes back with plates. "I don't know what flavor it is. Taste it for me."

smiles and cuts himself a slice. "I hope it's good then."

shrugs. "I've had better. Must be made by your people."

scoots closer until he's almost on top of him. "The sucky ones you mean." (RUN MAN!!)

((you guys have the weirdest foreplay))

(XD How do you know it'll lead to sex, hmmm?)

(SHE brought it up! NOT me!)

chomps and pulls away. "Needs less Turk."

hands the rest of his piece to the cats before starting on his second.

((when doesn't it?))

eats another piece before staring at the last part. "You don't want any more?"

((he he you know i love you guys))

raises an eyebrow, not believing him. "Uh huh. Then you won't mind if I... eat it?" he leans close to the cake, almost licking it. (<3!!)

((I want cake too))

laughs. "I knew it. You're a terrible liar." he leans on the table, watching him.

((oh wanna do a plurk about Kiku telling them how he got laid))

((yeah drunk with Xiang))

(HONG KONG DID IT.)

laughs. "Liar liar, but your pants are sadly NOT on fire."

nods, putting a hand on his knee. "Well yes. My hands not on fire and I'm not screaming in pain."

((made the plurk))

rolls his eyes. "Innuendo now? Really? We're in front of the cats."

they do and puts one on his head.

laughs when the cat jumps off.

pats his head. "Because you kicked them out when I was young. The story's been passed down."

nods. "You're very welcome. You should hear the other stories I tell." one of the cats mews as if laughing at him.

shakes his head. "No. The cats would claw at me for sharing stories. I promised not to tell."

pats a cat who hisses at Sadiq. "See? They don't want me to."

smiles, shooing away the cat. "Don't be so sad."

sighs before patting his knee. "Then tell the cats you're angry. They'll listen."

nods, waving around them. "They have ears, don't they? Talk."

(Cats) stare at him.

(Cats) bilnk before going back to what they were doing.

shrugs. "They don't care. But now you have to convince Me."

shrugs, not looking at him. "I don't know. Something nice for once I guess."

for a while. "With a movie."

gets up, stretching. "I'll share after the movie."

nods. "I'll get the food."