I only get to play in the Cup so I'll be twice as good!

Why worry about Eurovision anyway?

He's bluffing. he's really hopeful he'll win because he knows he's got no hope of winning the wolrd cup!

I'm still quite confident in my own chances of winning the World Cup.

As for Eurovision, it seems like it might be an interesting competition.

Eurovision is just pointless. I'm glad I don't win because it costs a sodding fortune to host it

I know Ireland was cursing when he kept winning it

You're just saying that because your songs are really bad, England. Even for Eurovision. They're just...awful

I cried one year!

I really did

Something about an airplane and flags....

Even still, the benefits of winning can outweigh the costs.

And I know that Norway is going to be pouring his heart into it. That should be interesting to see.

It's rather unusual to see Norway enthusiastic about anything

Precisely.