felt this way before... like... a woman. Ohgodnonotagain.
covers his-- her mouth. "W-What is this?! Oh dear... uh..." Pulls herself out of bed and looks around at the unfamiliar scenery. "Who's...?"
saunters into the bathroom and has a look in the mirror. "Oh, good morning Vietnam, so nice to see you--!" Then he realizes it's a mirror.