You sound less than panicked.

Do you need... er... arbitration?

Do you need heavy weaponry?

That was one avenue of arbitration, yes. Hopefully it won't come to that.

It does involve Prussia

Yes, but it might not involve large quantities of alcohol.

...

Germany. This is Prussia we're talking about. When does it not involve alcohol?

'Large' is the operative word.

I doubt it will be necessary, so long as he leaves soon. He's largely abusing my wine cabinet.

...and my cheeks, but that goes without saying.

...your cheeks?

which ones?

...The ones on my face. Idiot.

My house keeper keeps telling me I have to watch them all. Especially around the Irish Fathers!

Those are only isolated incidents, Italy!