Once upon a time, there was a man named Bob.....

Unce upon a time....

eso de las estrellotas es la onda

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there once was a girl from Nantucket..

these things never work, especially not in an IM-like service

... whose legs were tied in a bucket.

someone started one earlier today

ivanb is a party pooper

lol this story makes no sense

was another guy named Bob

... then Bob died.

and eat the food as fast as he could so he could

after he died he became a zombie

but went on to become a vegan

which gave him the idea to create a brain smoothie and market it to zombie villages.

the zombies got mad cows disease