Call England's boss and get orders passed to keep him on dry land.

Make sure that the press squelches any negative coverage of public indecency in Italy

I have the number ifyou need it.

I'd appreciate that.

I'll email it.

Keep an eye on Prussia's progress and if necessary arrange bail.

Fix bicycle in preparation for summer cycling

Hey! I'm not going to get arrested!

Come up with some sort of freeze for EU discussion until all of this is sorted out

And even if I do, it's not like they can keep me for long!

...ah yes, arrange hazard pay for law enforcement from Berlin to Rome. Thanks for reminding me.

Arrange some sort of truce between England and France for the sake of EU unity

Create designs for aircraft engines in case of additional volcanic eruptions in Iceland

...

I think that's all.

u wos much cuters as a kisd

Excuse me?

u waere much cuter as a kid

...I fail to see what relevance that has with anything.

not lettin me 'n prussif have any fun now

Considering that both of you have a definition of 'fun' as 'massive property damage' or 'carousing,' then yes, I suppose so.

Regardless, if you continue this mad dash for the sea, I will e-mail your boss and make sure he keeps you landside until you're sober.

bosses in bed

aredy in the car

...a phone call it is, then.

He'll be upset that your actions caused him to wake up so early, however.

probly not m boss much longer

What do you mean?

electins

Nevertheless, until the day the government changes hands, he is your boss.

then dont wake him

Ah, and something else on the list: arrange a national gift to make up for the inconvenience of reining in his own nation.